Rags eye new signings after landing Portugese tramp

[charliebigspuds]

After paying £7m for a Portugese third division striker, Bebe, whose only international experience was representing his country at the Homeless World Cup, Baconface has identified the men he thinks can help him win the treble this year

1: 'Catweazle', an underpass in Bristol
Promising goalkeeper who has mice living in his beard

2: 'Mad Billy', a skip in Glasgow
Has not washed the piss stains from his trousers for 22 years, setting a new Scottish record. Says Alex Ferguson is his role model

3: 'Mental McBastard', Crowcroft Park, Longsight
Fulfills the 'home grown' criteria. Asked about the possible transfer, he replaied "AArrrccchhhh, feck of you feckin bassaa"

lol, excellent stuff mate, well done

 

[Ric]

The manager is clearly moulding a team in his image...

 

[laserblue]

here's a couple more bacon face has got lined up.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOcb8FQpPSE&NR=1[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUoyUGTl_1w[/youtube]

 

[LongsightM13]

Good finds, Rassclot!

 

[bobmcfc]

stop it, i can't breath through laughing

 

[LongsightM13]

They've given their matchday programme a new look for this season as well

 

[bluevengence]

Taggart brought him after hearing he wold be a good BOX to BOX player

 

[BWFC tid]

That's nice, to have a great laugh at child orphans. It's not like their are any playing on the right wing for City???

*self awareness not pictured*

 

[Anonymous]

That's nice, to have a great laugh at child orphans. It's not like their are any playing on the right wing for City???

*self awareness not pictured*

Care to elaborate?Or have you got the definition of "orphan" mixed up with "single parent family?"

 

[LongsightM13]

The PC Humour Police are here at last