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[meeesh]

In Malaga Airport yesterday in queue when a guy in front of me shouted to one of his mates a few in front, "have you seen the news this morning ?" to which his mate shook his head, "Sterling wants to leave" oh rite this other lad said,and me being me couldn't resist it.....

He be coming to City I said to which he quickly turned round to me and said you can have him,I said we would coz he's a good un,where he then went onto say he's over rated blah blah blah..

I said hang on a minute he was best player in the world to u lot last season,and also told him we would swap him for Dzeko,to which he said no thanks....I know most of us our fickle,but they would be wanking if he decides to stay with them,especially if Carragher keeps putting pressure on him pffttttttttttt

 

[BigJoe#1]

Who is better, available and Home Grown?

I'd rather have any of Nathaniel Clyne, jack Grealish, Theo Walcott instead of Sterling. The only benefit Sterling might bring to the squad would be that he'd displace Navas.... Then again, if MP is here next season that too is unlikely.

I know Clyne is a full back but we do need someone to strengthen and solidify our back four as a priority over buying another forward. I agree we definitely need some home grown talent in the squad - They're all English and anyone could be available if the silly money we're thinking of spending on Sterling is being talked about.

 

[pudge]

Who is better, available and Home Grown?

I'd rather have any of Nathaniel Clyne, jack Grealish, Theo Walcott instead of Sterling. The only benefit Sterling might bring to the squad would be that he'd displace Navas.... Then again, if MP is here next season that too is unlikely.

I know Clyne is a full back but we do need someone to strengthen and solidify our back four. I agree we definitely need some home grown talent in the squad - They're all English and anyone could be available if the silly money we're thinking of spending on Sterling is being talked about.

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[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Who is better, available and Home Grown?

I'd rather have any of Nathaniel Clyne, jack Grealish, Theo Walcott instead of Sterling. The only benefit Sterling might bring to the squad would be that he'd displace Navas.... Then again, if MP is here next season that too is unlikely.

I know Clyne is a full back but we do need someone to strengthen and solidify our back four as a priority over buying another forward. I agree we definitely need some home grown talent in the squad - They're all English and anyone could be available if the silly money we're thinking of spending on Sterling is being talked about.

Once again....

 

[uwe rosler 28]

Who is better, available and Home Grown?

I'd rather have any of Nathaniel Clyne, jack Grealish, Theo Walcott instead of Sterling. The only benefit Sterling might bring to the squad would be that he'd displace Navas.... Then again, if MP is here next season that too is unlikely.

I know Clyne is a full back but we do need someone to strengthen and solidify our back four. I agree we definitely need some home grown talent in the squad - They're all English and anyone could be available if the silly money we're thinking of spending on Sterling is being talked about.

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^^^^^^^^^^^ this clyne is fucking awful can't pass a ball to save he's life! Even the rags are thinking twice about buying him and there desperate for a right back the only defender I'd have out there is stones! Sterling scares defences to death with his pace, movement and strength him sergio and either silva/de bryune will terrorise defences both home and abroad!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I presume this has already been posted but couldn't see it. Brilliant.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/19/its-just-the-way-it-works" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... y-it-works</a>

Brilliant, cheers for that mate.

As we all know, Liverpool Football Club is special. Different. Classy. Unique. Special. Unique. Classy. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Unique. Clubby. Clubbish. Clubesque. Special. Unique. Increasingly irrelevant. Over the hill. Past-it. Yesterday’s news. Special. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Special. Special. Unique. Liverpool Football Club are special. And unique. And special. And classy. They’re special and specially unique and uniquely specially and specially special and uniquely classy and they have a different way of doing things, you wouldn’t understand, you just wouldn’t, because you’re not special, or classy, or unique, you’re not Liverpool Football Club, and you wouldn’t understand, so don’t even bother, just accept it, they’re the best football team in the tra-la-la-la land.

Liverpool Football Club’s specialness and uniqueness and classiness naturally places them in a position to pat lesser clubs on the head and let them know of their place in the food chain. Clubs, say, like Southampton, who were browbeaten into selling Adam Lallana and Dejan Lovren to mighty Liverpool last summer. “They have a choice as a club,” Liverpool’s head guru, Brendan Rodgers, roared last August. “They don’t have to sell. You have a choice. Maybe Southampton’s objectives have changed. They were looking to be a [Big Cup] club, I believe. They obviously wanted to change. There might be one or two others who leave. It’s just the way it works.” It’s. Just. The. Way. It. Works.

Words to live by. Poetry in motion that comes to mind now that Raheem Sterling is busy letting Liverpool know that the way it works is that he would like to leave in the summer, maybe join a bigger club, play for a team who actually have a chance of winning something in the near future, that there’s only so many times he can hear about the Miraculous Miracle of Istanbul before he’s forced to go all Van Gogh on his ears.

Treason! Naturally Sterling’s desire to play for a good team has been met with fury and The Fiver assumes he has spent the day locked in Melwood’s Re-education Chamber, a crack team of Phil Thompson, John Bishop and John Aldridge taking it in turns to hammer home the uniqueness and specialness and classiness of Liverpool Football Club, making sure Sterling knows that he will forever walk alone if he joins Manchester City, a terrifying prospect indeed. It’s just the way it works.

The author is about to be blacklisted by half of Liverpool and most of Scandinavia.

Sorry bud..but its pronounced scandlenavia..

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I presume this has already been posted but couldn't see it. Brilliant.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/19/its-just-the-way-it-works" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... y-it-works</a>

Brilliant, cheers for that mate.

As we all know, Liverpool Football Club is special. Different. Classy. Unique. Special. Unique. Classy. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Unique. Clubby. Clubbish. Clubesque. Special. Unique. Increasingly irrelevant. Over the hill. Past-it. Yesterday’s news. Special. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Special. Special. Unique. Liverpool Football Club are special. And unique. And special. And classy. They’re special and specially unique and uniquely specially and specially special and uniquely classy and they have a different way of doing things, you wouldn’t understand, you just wouldn’t, because you’re not special, or classy, or unique, you’re not Liverpool Football Club, and you wouldn’t understand, so don’t even bother, just accept it, they’re the best football team in the tra-la-la-la land.

Liverpool Football Club’s specialness and uniqueness and classiness naturally places them in a position to pat lesser clubs on the head and let them know of their place in the food chain. Clubs, say, like Southampton, who were browbeaten into selling Adam Lallana and Dejan Lovren to mighty Liverpool last summer. “They have a choice as a club,” Liverpool’s head guru, Brendan Rodgers, roared last August. “They don’t have to sell. You have a choice. Maybe Southampton’s objectives have changed. They were looking to be a [Big Cup] club, I believe. They obviously wanted to change. There might be one or two others who leave. It’s just the way it works.” It’s. Just. The. Way. It. Works.

Words to live by. Poetry in motion that comes to mind now that Raheem Sterling is busy letting Liverpool know that the way it works is that he would like to leave in the summer, maybe join a bigger club, play for a team who actually have a chance of winning something in the near future, that there’s only so many times he can hear about the Miraculous Miracle of Istanbul before he’s forced to go all Van Gogh on his ears.

Treason! Naturally Sterling’s desire to play for a good team has been met with fury and The Fiver assumes he has spent the day locked in Melwood’s Re-education Chamber, a crack team of Phil Thompson, John Bishop and John Aldridge taking it in turns to hammer home the uniqueness and specialness and classiness of Liverpool Football Club, making sure Sterling knows that he will forever walk alone if he joins Manchester City, a terrifying prospect indeed. It’s just the way it works.

The author is about to be blacklisted by half of Liverpool and most of Scandinavia.

Sorry bud..but its pronounced scandlenavia..

I've heard it referred to as Scanfieldnavia, too!

 

[LFC-Fans]

Jesus christ. Just got slaughtered On here lol.

Too many responses to reply too.
always a pleasure

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I presume this has already been posted but couldn't see it. Brilliant.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/19/its-just-the-way-it-works" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... y-it-works</a>

Brilliant, cheers for that mate.

As we all know, Liverpool Football Club is special. Different. Classy. Unique. Special. Unique. Classy. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Unique. Clubby. Clubbish. Clubesque. Special. Unique. Increasingly irrelevant. Over the hill. Past-it. Yesterday’s news. Special. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Special. Special. Unique. Liverpool Football Club are special. And unique. And special. And classy. They’re special and specially unique and uniquely specially and specially special and uniquely classy and they have a different way of doing things, you wouldn’t understand, you just wouldn’t, because you’re not special, or classy, or unique, you’re not Liverpool Football Club, and you wouldn’t understand, so don’t even bother, just accept it, they’re the best football team in the tra-la-la-la land.

Liverpool Football Club’s specialness and uniqueness and classiness naturally places them in a position to pat lesser clubs on the head and let them know of their place in the food chain. Clubs, say, like Southampton, who were browbeaten into selling Adam Lallana and Dejan Lovren to mighty Liverpool last summer. “They have a choice as a club,” Liverpool’s head guru, Brendan Rodgers, roared last August. “They don’t have to sell. You have a choice. Maybe Southampton’s objectives have changed. They were looking to be a [Big Cup] club, I believe. They obviously wanted to change. There might be one or two others who leave. It’s just the way it works.” It’s. Just. The. Way. It. Works.

Words to live by. Poetry in motion that comes to mind now that Raheem Sterling is busy letting Liverpool know that the way it works is that he would like to leave in the summer, maybe join a bigger club, play for a team who actually have a chance of winning something in the near future, that there’s only so many times he can hear about the Miraculous Miracle of Istanbul before he’s forced to go all Van Gogh on his ears.

Treason! Naturally Sterling’s desire to play for a good team has been met with fury and The Fiver assumes he has spent the day locked in Melwood’s Re-education Chamber, a crack team of Phil Thompson, John Bishop and John Aldridge taking it in turns to hammer home the uniqueness and specialness and classiness of Liverpool Football Club, making sure Sterling knows that he will forever walk alone if he joins Manchester City, a terrifying prospect indeed. It’s just the way it works.

The author is about to be blacklisted by half of Liverpool and most of Scandinavia.

That article is on the fucking money.

Imagine if Southampton had wheeled out Lawrie McMenemy, David Armstrong and Francis Benali last summer to make orchestrated public pronouncements about how the careers of Loveren and Lambert wouldn't be best served by moving to Liverpool: lack of game time, we know what's best for them etc...They'd have been ridiculed.

The spectacle of ex-Liverpool players playing tag-team in making prophesies of doom to the media about Sterling's future career prospects if he leaves their club is comical and pathetic in equal measure.

Liverpool's continuing decline as a force is being played out before our eyes and their supporting cast are not coming out of the experience with very much dignity intact.

Brilliant post, gdm, and beautifully written. I've generally stayed clear of the liverpool bashing which is prevalent at the top of English football but they way they are handling this is arguably the most hypocritical thing I've ever seen in football.

I've sneered at the delusion of arsenal and villa fans acting all furious as they banked our money and their players went on to win trophies and play in the champions league. But this is something else. Incredible.

 

[oakiecokie]

Jesus christ. Just got slaughtered On here lol.

Too many responses to reply too.
always a pleasure

Glad you can see the funny side mate.We had to endure decades of piss taking from your "local derby and biggest game of the season" Club,just outside of Manchester.