Raheem Sterling - Done - See main forum

[shootmeifipost10k]

When buying a car I've always found waving cash helps with the barganing, cant we send them a truck filled with notes and see if it speeds things up a little.

 

[not my fault!]

When buying a car I've always found waving cash helps with the barganing, cant we send them a truck filled with notes and see if it speeds things up a little.

Scottish £1 notes so it looks even more overwhelming?

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

Good idea, obviously we'd need to add a few extra million just to save us sending the ones they'd pocket

Scottish £1 notes so it looks even more overwhelming?

We should insist that only Mario counts it, updating the totals daily on twitter along with pictures, that would keep us entertained while waiting for the signature

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

When buying a car I've always found waving cash helps with the barganing, cant we send them a truck filled with notes and see if it speeds things up a little.

 

[Kippax.]

im not flapping (honest)

whats a FAP?

 

[peter barnes ate my hamster]

Isn't that what the thunderbirds said?

 

[sir baconface]

whats a FAP?

It's a bit like a wank only 25% shorter.

 

[johnnytapia]

Couldn't agree more. The number of posts that some on here have truly is a sad indictment on their pitifully empty lives.

The number of commas missing from that post is truly a sad indictment of your pitiful grammar.

 

[Barcon]

The number of commas missing from that post is truly a sad indictment of your pitiful grammar.

2?

 

[peter barnes ate my hamster]

WOW!!! I've just realised that an anagram of Raheem Sterling is " mere shit angler "
It all makes sense now. ..expect an announcement on Monday