Random stuff you'd ban if you could

[Deleted member 77198]

People who have the procedure to make their lips like Trout lips. They look ok on fish but not people you gormless looking cunts


Look at these fuckwits

I’ve not seen one woman who’s had this done who looks better than before they had it done.

It ruins their faces!

They look like a cross between these:

All that sort of thing: lip fillers, cheek fillers, forehead Botox, mental looking eyebrows, clown face makeup... makes all these girls look terrible!

 

[Blue Til Death]

Democracy - we are not sufficiently advanced for it to work. No one should be allowed to vote unless they have passed papers on a) political theory b) macro-economics c) critical thinking and d) modern history. This would reduce the voting population down to about 2-5%, but we would have much better government.

2-5% of the population without a single iota of common sense between em, vote a Government in without a single iota of common sense between em.... ! Is that's your idea of the status quo?

Ok then, whatever you want...!

 

[Vicious111]

Those exhausts fucknugget wee boys put in their cars to make them sound as if they need to go to the garage and that make an absolute fucking racket. Are these a pre-requisite of looking for groups of 15 year old girls?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The even weirder thing with Leslie Ash was obviously she was beautiful but it was so long ago now.

Was it even a thing back then?

Watched Quadrophenia last night and was gorgeous then, better as she got ' older' but ruined when she did that silly thing with the surgery

 

[Indaparkside]

Fantasy island from ever returning:)

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Any normal radio programme, where there's more than the DJ.

Typical example, the Godawful Zoe Ball, with her newsreader, sports reporter, and overly camp travel reporter becoming part of the show, for their opinions/what they did last night

Then there's the "fart catchers" accompanying Frank Skinner, Jason Manford, Steve Wright, blowing smoke up the presenter's arse.

Just introduce then play records.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Mockney cockneys

Usually behaving like they're some underworld gang lord, but they drive round in a beaten up, 15 year old 3 series grey BMW.
TWUNTS

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

Technology that breaks when you as much as touch it, fuck right off!
Oh and all the Karen's of this world too.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Technology that breaks when you as much as touch it, fuck right off!
Oh and all the Karen's of this world too.

When I was with one of my ex’s we randomly bumped into a few girls I’d previously been seeing or slept with before her on different nights out.

The thing is all three of their names started with ‘K’ and it was something she’d half-make-fun-of-me/half-make-an-issue-of-it for quite a while after. She developed a hatred for girls whose names started with ‘K’.

We were out once and bumped into a workmate of mine called Karen... who I’d not previously been seeing or slept with, might I add. When my ex said “who’s that?” and I said “oh just Karen from work”, she rolled her eyes, huffed, and didn’t speak to me for the rest of the night!

 

[mikemcfc]

cigarette production .

that will be the most sensible post this year.