Random stuff you'd ban if you could

[mexico1970]

Is that a false widow?

Looks like one doesn't it? There are a few of them in there, without burning the shed down what should I do other than the obvious not look at it in the eyes etc?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

You'll not be so keen on this found in the shed this morning bud :)

Fucking hell...I was glad you were in Mexico until I looked closer.

 

[mexico1970]

Fucking hell...I was glad you were in Mexico until I looked closer.

I'm socially distancing myself from it.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Looks like one doesn't it? There are a few of them in there, without burning the shed down what should I do other than the obvious not look at it in the eyes etc?

The only solution is to blend in mate. Say goodbye to normal human life.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Cats and cat owners. Cats hate humans and throughout the entire history of human/feline cohabitation felines have never truly been domesticated, it's always simply been a symbiotic relationship due to the abundance of available food (no matter what cat owners like to tell themselves). Your "pets" serve no purpose, neither real nor imaginary. Your houses STINK of cat piss because cats are arrogant little fuckers that scent mark their territory and when they're outside they spread horrible diseases due to their filthy toiletry habits. They also kill anything other form of life that they are able to and usually leave the corpses to rot and spread further diseases. They CANNOT be trained to alter their behaviour.

That woman who threw the cat in the wheelie bin (years ago now) is a fucking hero in my eyes and yet she was castigated for her actions :(

 

[idahoblues]

People who hate cats

 

[idahoblues]

and while your at it, stop leaving your dog in the back garden to bark all day while you go out.

That’s the worst kind of ****

 

[lefty goldblatt]

and while your at it, stop leaving your dog in the back garden to bark all day while you go out.

Ask your neighbour if he wants to let HIS dog bark in YOUR garden, to listen to what you have to put up with.

Jimmy Cricket gave this advice, circa 1983 (but there's no more)

 

[allblackcitizen]

Ankle height letterboxes
Steps
The Internet
Horse riding
Nettles
Public schoolers
Flat face dogs
The Boat Race/Henley Regatta/Cowes week -anything to do with posh cunts and water basically
Deck shoes
Braces
The stock market
Posh cunts
Tories

I could be here all day ...

 

[mexico1970]

People who hate cats

I like all animals except slugs and ticks, but there are Dog owners who hate Cats and Cat owners who hate Dogs, it reminds me of the gist of the politics thread bud ;)