Random stuff you'd ban if you could

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  1. allblackcitizen

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    Jesus BB, I could spend all day on letter boxes that should be banned ...

    - ankle height ones, knee height ones, shoulder height ones, vertical ones, spring loaded ones, ones with stiff brushes behind them (especially when the householder is too dim to line them up properly), ones 3 inches long, ones 1cm wide, ones with cages an inch behind, broken ones, ones that say "letters" on (I mean, wtf), camouflaged ones, hidden ones, ones on inside doors, ones with notes on ("please push mail all the way through" - fuck off!!!) etc etc etc -

    but I didn't want to bore anyone.
     
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  2. peoffrey

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    Animal cruelty isn’t heroic.

    Whilst they’ve all had different personalities, Tabby, Marmalade, Toast and Sophie have all made the house a home. Beautiful, majestic animals.

    I’m going to rehouse another when I next move. Adore cats.
     
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  3. the-ecstacy-of-eight

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    Looks like that last sentence was a sentence too far, ho-hum.

    I applaud your use of charities/animal rescue centres, just not your choice of animal that you choose to rescue.

    Can I just ask, did/do you allow Tabby, Marmalade, Toast and Sophie to roam the streets at night, free to shit (and then bury said shit) anywhere they chose/choose, including places where kids play (garden sandpits/school playing fields/outdoor sporting facilities/etc.) whilst simultaneously terrorising/killing the local indigenous wildlife? But to be fair, cats can be very annoying if you keep them inside at night with all their caterwauling, best to just let them out and get a decent night's kip, aye?

    (this isn't "really" specifically directed at you, it's to cat owners in general - just because cat shit isn't as visible as that of dogs', doesn't mean the issue isn't as important - Toxoplasmosis is a pretty rare disease but it'd be a hell of a lot rarer if cat owners were as responsible as most dog owners)
     

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  4. peoffrey

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    The cats went where they wanted because you can’t control them. Toast was disgusting (a half Siamese cross breed) but they genuinely didn’t seem to go further than the garden. I’d get home at 3am and Soph would often be patrolling for creepy crawlies outside. I think she knew not to go in to neighbours gardens. They often had cats themselves so they have their own distinct territories.
     
  5. Norman Stanley Fletcher

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    That's fcuking hilarious!!

    Who the hell pissed you off that much, that you had to post it??
     
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  6. Blue Mist

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    Silly Bimble Bob got it wronggggggggggggggggg as many people do. The dog with the offensive name was in Dambusters.

    Dougals Bader and his wooden legs wasn't in it.

    Schoolboy mistake made by many.
     
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  7. salford blue 62

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    Next doors cats have fucking ruined my lawn.
    I have always hated the sly fuckers.
     
  8. bonespost

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    Dickheads who wear baseball hats with the brim back to front ,all should be shot then shot again just to make sure .
     
  9. Crouchinho

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    Did you post that on an android?
     
  10. Mr Blue Moon

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    Chewing gum.
     
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