Rangers thread 2020/21

Invincible means a different thing when its Rangers. Like most things. They have, if you read our press made up of their fans, mind you, been probably the best team since the Brazil of 1970, and Morelos, sporting the fat hamster look, is way better than Pele, Slippy is the best manager ever, or probably longer, in fact, definitely longer. They are about to win everything for a couple of centuries and look out ESL teams, budge up. I didn't even know how this greatest team ever, filled with 11 £1b players, had got fucked out, but, oh when I did, I'm surprised you didn't hear me laughing.

Talking about laughing, have a wee look at this. Comedy gold. We collapse after years of our board and they still can't get to Hampden.. I might be biased, but is that not easy to do when you are the best team ever? Or even better than that? Black Armband Day announced at all sports sections of our papers.

 
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Magicpole said:
Invincible means a different thing when its Rangers. Like most things. They have, if you read our press made up of their fans, mind you, been probably the best team since the Brazil of 1970, and Morelos, sporting the fat hamster look, is way better than Pele, Slippy is the best manager ever, or probably longer, in fact, definitely longer. They are about to win everything for a couple of centuries and look out ESL teams, budge up. I didn't even know how this greatest team ever, filled with 11 £1b players, had got fucked out, but, oh when I did, I'm surprised you didn't hear me laughing.

Talking about laughing, have a wee look at this. Comedy gold. We collapse after years of our board and they still can't get to Hampden.. I might be biased, but is that not easy to do when you are the best team ever? Or even better than that? Black Armband Day announced at all sports sections of our papers.

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It must have been hard for you to read some other team get some plaudits after all these years, but don't worry, I'm sure when you are back winning games on a consistent basis you'll get more again. Only a couple of weeks ago, you lot thought that was another corner turned after hammering Livingston!
 
GunnerGer said:
It must have been hard for you to read some other team get some plaudits after all these years, but don't worry, I'm sure when you are back winning games on a consistent basis you'll get more again. Only a couple of weeks ago, you lot thought that was another corner turned after hammering Livingston!
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Not me. I am not easily conned. Plaudits are one thing, an over the top, cocks out mutual wankfest by rangers fans in the press had you as the best team in two decades. You aren't even close to that and I hope you're not that easily conned either. We won 35 cup games in a row. You couldn't manage a handful. I would suggest that shows how overhyped you are. St Mirren and St Johnstone don't beat the best team in 20 years in a Cup. You won the league and you deserved it as you had us committing self harm. But, you ain't as good as the Record says you are.
 
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