Rangers Thread - 2023/24

I didn’t know enough about Butland, you always seem to get good goalies though, so I will expect him to be good. I loved how the Ranger said he was an England keeper. All ours are projects. When did he play last or was involved in an England squad? I think Tom Finney was playing. Or a ball boy ;)
I like how you believe the record is a Rangers rag. Even the dogs on the streets know Jackson is Peters No.1 puppet

On the day Rangers and Feyenord reach an agreement Jackson leads with the story we are selling a top player lol
 
I like how you believe the record is a Rangers rag. Even the dogs on the streets know Jackson is Peters No.1 puppet

On the day Rangers and Feyenord reach an agreement Jackson leads with the story we are selling a top player lol
Jackson is a bluenose. He is writing on your clubs deluded new Mag, The Rangers are Coming Again, or whatever the fuck it’s called. Embarrassing. He supports the Gers. No Rangers broken Crests these last ten years of abject failure. We got them if someone complained the pies were cold. It’s a Rangers paper.
 
Jackson is a bluenose. He is writing on your clubs deluded new Mag, The Rangers are Coming Again, or whatever the fuck it’s called. Embarrassing. He supports the Gers. No Rangers broken Crests these last ten years of abject failure. We got them if someone complained the pies were cold. It’s a Rangers paper.
Peters puppet. You’ll know this of course as you’re never of FF

Graham Speirs claims to be a Rangers supporter

If you ever want a laugh google Speirs tale of his first Old Firm game.
 
So, how we all feeling this pissing with rain morning after your latest game? Still bursting with hype? I love it when your plans don’t work out. I did warn you though, so my conscience is clear. I do what I can to keep you from falling into that pit of delusion, but it’s a big pit and I know you love to throw yourselves into it at the drop of a flute.

Just to let you know, I am happy with how we are. I think we will add more quality to the squad, but haven’t a clue who, apart from who it won’t be. No marquis but quality.

Beale should refrain from reading FF. The tide of balls out optimism has been replaced by low growls of reality. Killie game should be good for those among you who suffer from constipation. And hopefully for me too in relation to laughing a lot.

It’s a funny old game right enough.
 
So, how we all feeling this pissing with rain morning after your latest game? Still bursting with hype? I love it when your plans don’t work out. I did warn you though, so my conscience is clear. I do what I can to keep you from falling into that pit of delusion, but it’s a big pit and I know you love to throw yourselves into it at the drop of a flute.

Just to let you know, I am happy with how we are. I think we will add more quality to the squad, but haven’t a clue who, apart from who it won’t be. No marquis but quality.

Beale should refrain from reading FF. The tide of balls out optimism has been replaced by low growls of reality. Killie game should be good for those among you who suffer from constipation. And hopefully for me too in relation to laughing a lot.

It’s a funny old game right enough.
Same shit different day…..
 
It’s been reported that up to 6 clubs chasing Kamara. Talk is £5.5 million

Fashion going to Saudi for £4 million

Scott Wright could be away for £500,000

With the money already brought in that will bring it to about £15 million this summer
 
At times it didn’t look like happening but today Rangers announce the arrival of Brazilian striker Danilo on a five year deal from Feyenord

Signing of the window so far. He’s had a very decent run with his former club in friendlies so hopefully hit the ground running.

First signing that’s actually quite exciting
Looks a player, can he play left back?
 
Find it mental we've bought all these players but still going into the season with the same weakness down the left side of the defence!
Ridvan out so it’ll be Barisic at left back

Ben Davies not in Euro squad
 
Find it mental we've bought all these players but still going into the season with the same weakness down the left side of the defence!
The fixture list you got, you couldn’t have hand picked it better. We play all the better teams early doors, you don’t until later. Should give you the time you need. Been described as “very kind.” Every little helps.
 
Since you have gone 55 league games without any of your friends awarding a penalty against you, my theory is even they know this mathematical improbability needs addressed. I wager you will concede penalties but they will be awarded when you’re about 3 up. You will still get the most for, but they can’t let this go as it’s a mathematical anomaly. Cheatin Beaton even used that word today to sidestep the issue. Anomaly my fucking arse.

If I was a top boss at Paddy Power, I would adopt my idea for a game day bet. Penalty to Rangers, just pick any ten minute period, 0-10, 10-20 and so on with odds attached. Let’s face it, some **** is going to win.
 
The fixture list you got, you couldn’t have hand picked it better. We play all the better teams early doors, you don’t until later. Should give you the time you need. Been described as “very kind.” Every little helps.

You start of with Ross County at home. Then you have your mates in Sheepland, St Johnstone at home, us away and Dundee at home. 1 decent game out the 5!
 
You start of with Ross County at home. Then you have your mates in Sheepland, St Johnstone at home, us away and Dundee at home. 1 decent game out the 5!
So you dispute the term kind? Nae bother. I suppose 55 games without conceding a penalty is just one of those things to, along with being awarded double what we receive and we attack more, create more? An anomaly right enough. Anomaly is your best player.
 
The fixture list you got, you couldn’t have hand picked it better. We play all the better teams early doors, you don’t until later. Should give you the time you need. Been described as “very kind.” Every little helps.
You do realise this happens every second season? Don’t worry we had paranoid fuckwits bemoaning the fixture last season as we played Hearts , Hibs, Livi, Aberdeen and Celtic away in the first quarter.

Please tell me you knew this and are simply at the wind up?

As for handpicking fixtures. You are starting with possibly the easiest home fixture and us with the most difficult away tie of our first quarter

The year Gerard and Beale fucked off we were only 6 ahead and it should have been much more as we had the easier opening games that season.
 
You do realise this happens every second season? Don’t worry we had paranoid fuckwits bemoaning the fixture last season as we played Hearts , Hibs, Livi, Aberdeen and Celtic away in the first quarter.

Please tell me you knew this and are simply at the wind up?

As for handpicking fixtures. You are starting with possibly the easiest home fixture and us with the most difficult away tie of our first quarter

The year Gerard and Beale fucked off we were only 6 ahead and it should have been much more as we had the easier opening games that season.
Game on. ;)
 
I’ll attempt the impossible. I’ll try and pick Beales starting XI

Butland

Scorer of PENALTY TO RANGERS

Souttar

Goldson (hopefully)

Barisic

Raskin

Cantwell

Dowell

Lammers

Dessers

Danilo

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IMO the squad looks unbalanced. No width, poor defence, it looks like a 4-2-2-2 !!! I just don’t see it but hopefully things will be clearer come kick off.
 
Just seen the Rangers B starting XI for game against Man City U21

Devine , King, Rice, McCausland, Lovelace, Lyall and McPake all playing. That means not many youngsters on the bench at Rugby Park
 
I’ll attempt the impossible. I’ll try and pick Beales starting XI

Butland

Scorer of PENALTY TO RANGERS

Souttar

Goldson (hopefully)

Barisic

Raskin

Cantwell

Dowell

Lammers

Dessers

Danilo

——————

IMO the squad looks unbalanced. No width, poor defence, it looks like a 4-2-2-2 !!! I just don’t see it but hopefully things will be clearer come kick off.
With a 5 kick off, the support will be well oiled so they better or it will be panda.
 
With a 5 kick off, the support will be well oiled so they better or it will be panda.
Dreadful kick of time. Our travelling support can be a shower of arseholes at the best of times. I’m dreading this TBH.

Going to our local Rangers club to watch it and I’m picking up one of the Donegal lads. I’ll offer him earplugs lol. Then again after a few pints he’ll probably join in on the singing lol
 
Surprise . Collum denies rangers a stick on penalty
 

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