Rangers Thread - 2023/24

No they have a better head to head record against Rangers.
Same reason Hibs are above Aberdeen.
Charlie Knickerless thinks its goal difference then goals scored then head to head then goals scored in head to head, then a flip of a coin by Cardinal Clancy
 
Fucking shat it. Losers. Haha hahahshahahahahahahaha

Pissing myself. As you fucking mugs thought you would be top of the ieague. Bottled it.

Three in a Row. GIRFUY

MON THE GLASGOW CELTIC
 
Fucking shat it. Losers. Haha hahahshahahahahahahaha

Pissing myself. As you fucking mugs thought you would be top of the ieague. Bottled it.

Three in a Row. GIRFUY

MON THE GLASGOW CELTIC

Haha, that not straw clutching at its very best?!

Rangers had 43 shots last night, I don’t know about the SPL but i looked up the most seen in the EPL, and that was Man City vs QPR Aguero game when City had 44 shots.

Could have and should have been 6 or 7. A team Celtic scraped by 1-0 just a couple of weeks back.
 
Haha, that not straw clutching at its very best?!

Rangers had 43 shots last night, I don’t know about the SPL but i looked up the most seen in the EPL, and that was Man City vs QPR Aguero game when City had 44 shots.

Could have and should have been 6 or 7. A team Celtic scraped by 1-0 just a couple of weeks back.
You all thought you would be top and it was a test and you failed. Dress it up anyway you like. You shat it and you know it. Everybody else does.

Psychological hammer blow to you and an adrenaline rush for us.

Still pissing myself.

We’re on the, Top of The League,
Looking, down on the Rangers
and the only explanation I can find
Is delusion abounds, a mindset
Weaker than the £ and big
Clementine will soon be away.
Oh big Clementine will soon he away.

I love the smell of Rangers tears in the morning. Especially when you grasp at straws.

We had three million shots on target, 1.5m off the bar. We played like Brazil in the 70 World Cup Final. They only had two touches all game as we besieged then with a display of dribbling yet unseen. We should have scored 356 goals in the first 12 minutes and easily 765 by full time. You scraped by beating them by a single goal. Same as us but your worse because we want you to be….let it go Gunner.,you shat it.,end of.

But don’t worry, you’re still coming. Honest.
 
Haha, that not straw clutching at its very best?!

Rangers had 43 shots last night, I don’t know about the SPL but i looked up the most seen in the EPL, and that was Man City vs QPR Aguero game when City had 44 shots.

Could have and should have been 6 or 7. A team Celtic scraped by 1-0 just a couple of weeks back.
Do you not realise that makes it even worse for you? We were dog shit and beat them by a single goal. You were amazing for you and only managed the same? I’d be worried. Nobody gives a fuck about how many shots you had, if it was a record, you’re still second on n the ieague because you shat it.
 
I’m starting a new feature on your lthrea.

It’s called

How many days has it been since you were top of the league, in a two horse race?

746 and counting.

Daily updates guaranteed.

It’s the least I can do in these difficult times. ;)
 
Fucking shat it. Losers. Haha hahahshahahahahahahaha

Pissing myself. As you fucking mugs thought you would be top of the ieague. Bottled it.

Three in a Row. GIRFUY

MON THE GLASGOW CELTIC
Oh dear….
 
I’m starting a new feature on your lthrea.

It’s called

How many days has it been since you were top of the league, in a two horse race?

746 and counting.

Daily updates guaranteed.

It’s the least I can do in these difficult times. ;)
You should start a feature of Arithmetic for dummies

Winning 3-1 is not winning by a single goal

Here to help…
 


Well well, looks like the latest Messush, and you shouid know. You’ve followed a few, seems his record isn’t as great as Beale. How confusing. I thought the Seventh Coming Guy was a genius?

Oh that’s right, I’m forgetting how overhyping is the cornerstone of the Gers psyche.

Maybe next Messiah.
 
You should start a feature of Arithmetic for dummies

Winning 3-1 is not winning by a single goal

Here to help…
I meant you are still a single goal behind. Just had a troll through FF. wonderful stuff. All the confidence pre match, reminded me of how you were coming to us and winning. Another bug game and you shat it. No other way to look at it.

The boost that gives us and the boot in the sacks for you is wonderful.,

You need to stop counting chickens. I have told you many times. Do you listen? Do you fuck. Keep it up though, it’s even funnier for everyone.
 
You all thought you would be top and it was a test and you failed. Dress it up anyway you like. You shat it and you know it. Everybody else does.

Psychological hammer blow to you and an adrenaline rush for us.

Still pissing myself.

We’re on the, Top of The League,
Looking, down on the Rangers
and the only explanation I can find
Is delusion abounds, a mindset
Weaker than the £ and big
Clementine will soon be away.
Oh big Clementine will soon he away.

I love the smell of Rangers tears in the morning. Especially when you grasp at straws.

We had three million shots on target, 1.5m off the bar. We played like Brazil in the 70 World Cup Final. They only had two touches all game as we besieged then with a display of dribbling yet unseen. We should have scored 356 goals in the first 12 minutes and easily 765 by full time. You scraped by beating them by a single goal. Same as us but your worse because we want you to be….let it go Gunner.,you shat it.,end of.

But don’t worry, you’re still coming. Honest.

Oh, you were being serious in your initial post, I wasn’t sure if you were actually being tongue in cheek or not.

You are talking like the league actually finished last night, there’s still 13 games left. We’ve managed to close a 7 points gap since Clement came in and now closed the goal difference totally.

We have dropped way less points vs the rest of the teams than in comparison to yourselves, you by your own admission are struggling and and not performing as well as previously, every underlying metric has us performing better currently, and you want us to be concerned because we didn’t get a 4th goal to take us top of the league in goal difference in February when everyone including most of our own fans and me included had given up the league in October?!

The fact we are actually still in with a shout with this mish mash of a team is still a massive bonus to me, the fact that we might go on and win it with them considering where we were in comparison to yourselves is just mind blowing.
 
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I meant you are still a single goal behind. Just had a troll through FF. wonderful stuff. All the confidence pre match, reminded me of how you were coming to us and winning. Another bug game and you shat it. No other way to look at it.

The boost that gives us and the boot in the sacks for you is wonderful.,

You need to stop counting chickens. I have told you many times. Do you listen? Do you fuck. Keep it up though, it’s even funnier for everyone.
Really need to get your figures right here.

We are not a goal behind. We have the same GD only Celtic have scored more

I’ve told you already. It means nothing right now but come May we will be at least 7 clear
 
Really need to get your figures right here.

We are not a goal behind. We have the same GD only Celtic have scored more

I’ve told you already. It means nothing right now but come May we will be at least 7 clear
We are top. You all thought you would be. Fuck, even I did, but you shat it.
 
If we had scored another goal it would mean nothing ….. yet!

It does mean something. You could and shouid have gone top and you didn’t. I was sure you woukd and didn’t even bother looking for the result last night. My first thought when I woke at the back of 6 was, well they cunts are probably top of the ieague. You can imagine my joy. It was a right laugh. My Mrs thought I had secumbed to my long fight with insanity.
 
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It does mean something. You could and shouid have gone top and you didn’t. I was sure you woukd and didn’t even bother looking for the result last night. My first thought when I woke at the back of 6 was, well they cunts are probably top of the ieague. You can imagine my joy. It was a right laugh. My Mrs thought I had secumbed to my long fight with insanity.
I fully expect Celtic to get a better scoreline / result this weekend as they are at home while we are away to St Johnstone
 

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