Rangnick quits consultancy role (Pg 89)

Another of Ralf's disciple has come in to the league. These four or five clubs following Ralf's philosophy cannot be wrong. Instead of Rodgers, City should consider him as Guardiola's successor. Better, yet, United cannot let someone of his quality leave their club.
 
Parp parp!
Wreck-it parked the bus, but just not in the right place or with the right people on board. Rumour has it that a couple of the OAP's refused to board - Ronaldo and Cavani had to produce their travel passes, threw a a wobbler, and got off before the journey started. Ralph doesn't know if he'll see them again. This in turn threw his best laid plans into some confusion. Sadly, the only way that he could keep the liability that Rashford has become out of the team, was to play Pogbad and Bruno Falldowndead up front. Could have worked perhaps against City's under 14's, but, it turned out that the reds were the ones who looked like under 14's in the end.
Still, it was a nice drive to the ground, and a decent day out. Slabhead did a bit of sliding around; De Gea did what he always does - lots of saves but finished up with a bad back again after bending down to get the ball out of the net against City; Bruno fell down a dead lot; Pog was bad; Wank Bissaka lived up to his name too.
Wreck-it's not too downhearted - being German, he knows his shit when it comes to football - and that's obviously why United got him!
On a night like this, lets have a heart guys - he's doing his best and we need to keep him at the helm. He's fun! Well, we all had a good laugh today, didn't we?
Back to the Swamp for Spurs next.
All aboard!!!
Parp parp
 
the blue panther said:
Parp parp!
Wreck-it parked the bus, but just not in the right place or with the right people on board. Rumour has it that a couple of the OAP's refused to board - Ronaldo and Cavani had to produce their travel passes, threw a a wobbler, and got off before the journey started. Ralph doesn't know if he'll see them again. This in turn threw his best laid plans into some confusion. Sadly, the only way that he could keep the liability that Rashford has become out of the team, was to play Pogbad and Bruno Falldowndead up front. Could have worked perhaps against City's under 14's, but, it turned out that the reds were the ones who looked like under 14's in the end.
Still, it was a nice drive to the ground, and a decent day out. Slabhead did a bit of sliding around; De Gea did what he always does - lots of saves but finished up with a bad back again after bending down to get the ball out of the net against City; Bruno fell down a dead lot; Pog was bad; Wank Bissaka lived up to his name too.
Wreck-it's not too downhearted - being German, he knows he's shit when it comes to football - and that's obviously why United got him!
On a night like this, lets have a heart guys - he's doing his best and we need to keep him at the helm. He's fun! Well, we all had a good laugh today, didn't we?
Back to the Swamp for Spurs next.
All aboard!!!
Parp parp
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May I correct the erroneous typing error near the end of this extremely well produced summary.
I have emboldened the very slight error for ease of viewing.
 
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