Raoul Moat

[Pigeonho]

The police have said that, even if Raoul Moat has managed to make it into Scotland, they are still confident of tracking him down.

I reckon they're right, in fact I might go and track down an aggressive ginger **** hiding in Scotland, just as soon as I've finished locating the needle in this haystack.

HAHAHA, post of the thread!!

 

[The Pink Panther]

Dear Mr Raoul Moat,

Id just like to tel you that while you were in prison, John Terry also shagged your bird.

Yours Sincerley
Wayne Bridge

Yeah, I got a similar one, but it mentions Terry, Lampard, Rooney and Ashley Cole.

 

[Pigeonho]

Latest from Sky News is that he's issued threats to the general public now, but the police won't mention who in specific, or if its just whoever is unlucky enough to bump into him. I have Sky News on in the background and I just can't help but think anytime soon Kay Burley's head is going to come clean off. Sick to think that, and i'm not making mockery of it either. This guy sounds like he wants to go out with his name on everyone's lips for a long, long time to come.

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

They need the Sausage Addicted Squad!

 

[johnny on the spot]

Latest from Sky News is that he's issued threats to the general public now, but the police won't mention who in specific, or if its just whoever is unlucky enough to bump into him. I have Sky News on in the background and I just can't help but think anytime soon Kay Burley's head is going to come clean off. Sick to think that, and i'm not making mockery of it either. This guy sounds like he wants to go out with his name on everyone's lips for a long, long time to come.

We've had serious warnings at work. That said, he's paid his library fines in the past so he's okay by us.

 

[Pigeonho]

Latest from Sky News is that he's issued threats to the general public now, but the police won't mention who in specific, or if its just whoever is unlucky enough to bump into him. I have Sky News on in the background and I just can't help but think anytime soon Kay Burley's head is going to come clean off. Sick to think that, and i'm not making mockery of it either. This guy sounds like he wants to go out with his name on everyone's lips for a long, long time to come.

We've had serious warnings at work.

You near there mate?

 

[liamctid]

Latest from Sky News is that he's issued threats to the general public now, but the police won't mention who in specific, or if its just whoever is unlucky enough to bump into him. I have Sky News on in the background and I just can't help but think anytime soon Kay Burley's head is going to come clean off. Sick to think that, and i'm not making mockery of it either. This guy sounds like he wants to go out with his name on everyone's lips for a long, long time to come.

It's not exactly a name you will forget too soon!

 

[johnny on the spot]

We've had serious warnings at work.

You near there mate?

Yup. The council have gone Defcon over all this since he made specific reference about council employees.

 

[Pigeonho]

Latest from Sky News is that he's issued threats to the general public now, but the police won't mention who in specific, or if its just whoever is unlucky enough to bump into him. I have Sky News on in the background and I just can't help but think anytime soon Kay Burley's head is going to come clean off. Sick to think that, and i'm not making mockery of it either. This guy sounds like he wants to go out with his name on everyone's lips for a long, long time to come.

It's not exactly a name you will forget too soon!

Haha, true! You know what I mean though. I think he's going to take a few with him, if and when he's caught up with.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

The guys gone hiding in the Northumbria National Park.I've been on the moors up there empty barns farms buliding all over.Have slept overnight in 1or 2.OK fro the summer but wouldnt like to try winter time.

How long do you think he is gonna be out there for?

The only way this is gonna end is him deep throating a shotgun me thinks!!