1. The Stand - Stephen King - 10/10
2. Red Snow - Will Dean - 7/10
3. The Seventh Perfection – Daniel Polansky - 6/10
4. The Midnight Library - Matt Haig - 6/10
5. Crowfall - Ed McDonald - 7/10
6. Force of Nature - Jane Harper - 8/10
7. The Wolf's Call: Book One of Raven's Blade - 7/10
8. The Thursday Murder Club - Richard Osman - 6/10
9. Tornado Down - John Peters and John Nichol - 9/10
10. The Black Song: Book Two of Raven's Blade - 6/10
11. Later - Stephen King - 8/10
12. Easily Distracted - Steve Coogan - 9/10
13. Accordion Crimes - Annie Proulx - 4/10
I remember pulling this book down from a shelf in Manchester in the late 90s, thinking that it seemed an interesting idea for a book. I never read it then, but its title has always stuck with me, so I decided now was the time to finally buy it. This is effectively nine short stories linked by the fact that at some point, somebody in each story owns the same little green button accordion. The first story starts with a Sicilian who makes the instrument and travels with his son to America to seek his fortune. All the stories feature a different set of immigrants – German, Polish, Mexican, Acadian – and none of them have a good time. Racism is rampant in the book and there are many horrible deaths and maimings. This woman can obviously write – she is a Pulitzer Prize winner – but this was a tough read, and not just because of its grisly nature. The idea for the story was great, but she spends so long waffling on about insignificant little incidents that a few times I actually lost track of what character she was talking about. Often there will be twenty pages of exposition only for the character in question to die or be dropped before the narrative (if that’s what you can call it) moves on to somebody completely different. I even felt cheated by the accordion in a few cases because although the “handover” was explained on most occasions, a couple of times I was left wondering how the people in this story picked it up. Whilst I can recognise some of the writing as clever, some of it felt clunky – e.g. a sentence that went on for half a page. I’m sure this was intentional, but it didn’t do the book any favours. Quite simply the most frustrating and exhausting book I’ve read for years, and it’s a relief to finish it so I can move onto something new.