Real Life Petty Enemies

[Lavinda Past]

I must be a right boring twat, don't think I've got any who are still alive to tell the tale

Fixed

;)

 

[Rascal]

I dont have one i think but people think i do with a mate of mine because we argue like fuck about everything and most of mates think we hate each other and it couldnt be further from the truth.

We argue because we can on a level we can.

That sounds condescening a bit, but its the way it is.

 

[stonerblue]

Anyone proudly sporting a pretend cop/security uniform and the woman four doors down with the two spaniels.

 

[mcmanus]

I'm barred from one side of my favourite local boozer because of a petty running squabble I have with a right arrogant pillock. He's to stop in his side apart from nipping for a piss or cig.

Haha, sounds like something off a sitcom

I wish I had a camera phone on me for some on the incidents in the last 20 years.

An old bloke being set fire to after falling asleep.
A one legged woman legging it down the street after a bloke nicked her mobility scooter.
A police dog going nuts that didn't know who had most on them as everyone ran.
Plus an escaped nutter hiding in the coal bunker unbeknown to me who was sat on top whilst the police checked everywhere.

Makes the Jockey look like the Ritz.

 

[pominoz]

The total fucknuckle that lives across the road from us.
Took over 12 months to get him to stop his German Shepard barking it's tits off day and night, the fucking idiot told me his dog does not bark when he is not home.
Plus he is anal about his front garden and nature strip, always mowing it. Knob!

 

[mcmanus]

The total fucknuckle that lives across the road from us.
Took over 12 months to get him to stop his German Shepard barking it's tits off day and night, the fucking idiot told me his dog does not bark when he is not home.
Plus he is anal about his front garden and nature strip, always mowing it. Knob!

In the queens English what does that mean?

 

[pominoz]

The total fucknuckle that lives across the road from us.
Took over 12 months to get him to stop his German Shepard barking it's tits off day and night, the fucking idiot told me his dog does not bark when he is not home.
Plus he is anal about his front garden and nature strip, always mowing it. Knob!

In the queens English what does that mean?

He mows his lawn 2-3 times a week. A "nature strip" is strip of grass about 8 feet wide between the front fence of a house and the road.

 

[mcmanus]

The total fucknuckle that lives across the road from us.
Took over 12 months to get him to stop his German Shepard barking it's tits off day and night, the fucking idiot told me his dog does not bark when he is not home.
Plus he is anal about his front garden and nature strip, always mowing it. Knob!

In the queens English what does that mean?

He mows his lawn 2-3 times a week. A "nature strip" is strip of grass about 8 feet wide between the front fence of a house and the road.

Ah.

Anal, front garden, nature strip, and mowing could be slightly misconstrued to a pommy bastard.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

The total fucknuckle that lives across the road from us.
Took over 12 months to get him to stop his German Shepard barking it's tits off day and night, the fucking idiot told me his dog does not bark when he is not home.
Plus he is anal about his front garden and nature strip, always mowing it. Knob!

In the queens English what does that mean?

He mows his lawn 2-3 times a week. A "nature strip" is strip of grass about 8 feet wide between the front fence of a house and the road.

You must admit a 'nature strip' does sound a bit like a male version of a Brazilian.

 

[pominoz]

In the queens English what does that mean?

He mows his lawn 2-3 times a week. A "nature strip" is strip of grass about 8 feet wide between the front fence of a house and the road.

You must admit a 'nature strip' does sound a bit like a male version of a Brazilian.

Some of the lingo takes a long time to understand here.