Red Cafe in meltdown

[aguero93:20]

Get yourself down to the Matchday thread. Pitchforks will be good business too.

I prefer petrol bombs, nice bang, lots of flames and you don't have to worry about hiding them after.

 

[asahartford1]

Hopefully most of it stays in the ground and the world stops using it for power and we start to revolutionise where we get our power from.

But the Sheikh will be fine because he’s got numerous businesses across numerous industries, he’s still going to be a billionaire ongoing even if the entire world stopped using oil tomorrow. And City will be fine since we’re now not even using the Sheikh’s money, it’s our own revenue we spend.

Wouldn't fancy flying in an electric aeroplane just yet though.

 

[stevemacca]

Don’t forget the petroleum jelly ;-)

Why , where are we going?

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

I thought it had already been agreed - no lube db?

 

[KentBlue]

Wouldn't fancy flying in an electric aeroplane just yet though.

Yeah. You’d never get a power lead long enough.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Looking forward to the derby. I really hope we use the game (under no pressure) to teach them a footballing lesson..

 

[Kirkiep]

Then the slapped arses will be saying “Wait til the sunshine runs out”

Did you mean (Their only) Solskjaer ?

 

[mexico1970]

First 10 seasons of the premiership and the rags won it 8 times, spending shed loads of money in the process.

Where were these whingers complaining they were killing the league?

 

[maccieblue]

Yeah. You’d never get a power lead long enough.

Don't be silly
They are going to put overhead wires in the sky then they can run like electric trains

 

[br88]

Just been speaking to a couple of United fans...I mean mates of mine that are not the idiot types. They are really worried that City could batter them tomorrow. I reminded them that it's a derby... sadly the best team doesn't always win.