Red Cafe in meltdown

Love this gem I've just read over on the red cafe :-)

"We clearly got the intern at City as our new CEO who did very little apart from make the teas and the coffee for Pep and Tixi!"

Probably the most accurate and insightful thing ever posted on rag cafe to be fair.
 
Don't often watch MUFC, but their game against Spurs is usually an entertaining match.
The ironic thing about today's match (watched in a pub, with no sound on), is that Amorim has already aged 10 years since his bouncy & upbeat introduction.
Considering MUFC have always amplified their infamous youth policy, why didn't they bring one of their world's best Academy players on before the 91st minute ?
They are in a right pickle...
 
Don't often watch MUFC, but their game against Spurs is usually an entertaining match.
The ironic thing about today's match (watched in a pub, with no sound on), is that Amorim has already aged 10 years since his bouncy & upbeat introduction.
Considering MUFC have always amplified their infamous youth policy, why didn't they bring one of their world's best Academy players on before the 91st minute ?
They are in a right pickle...
Didn’t they drop the MUFC and are now just MU?
 
The thing I love most is the fact that they have TWO SETS of billionaire owners, yet the rules they helped put in place to protect themselves from us are now stopping them from arresting their slide into oblivion!

The Glazers just need profits to cover their financial engineering that’s hollowing out the club and The Rat got his vanity project and is now having to have a furniture sale and make the Tea Lady redundant just so he can pay the wages of the highly paid dross they have out on loan, let alone Casemiro’s Retirement Plan.

Meanwhile, the FOREIGN BASED BILLIONAIRES are cap in hand to UK taxpayers to rebuild the Swamp???

Oh, how the supposedly high and mighty have fallen…and that’s not even discussing their position in the League table!!!
 
Love this gem I've just read over on the red cafe :-)

"We clearly got the intern at City as our new CEO who did very little apart from make the teas and the coffee for Pep and Tixi!"
Its funny because thats not far from the truth.
He wasnt exactly making the brews, of course, but he was a very junior partner in the hierarchy.
Puzzled looks and shoulders shrugs when united came calling
 

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