Religion

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

His bike is just outside?

Are you not confusing him with Terry Waite, whose rusty bike was chained up outside Canterbury cathedral for 5 years?

 

[East Level 2]

Are you not confusing him with Terry Waite, whose rusty bike was chained up outside Canterbury cathedral for 5 years?

While he was chained to a radiator. Nice bit of symmetry.

 

[Magicpole]

Wait for it….

He was a right **** with a drink in him?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

He was a right **** with a drink in him?

What do you expect. Changing water into wine when your back is turned.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Are you not confusing him with Terry Waite, whose rusty bike was chained up outside Canterbury cathedral for 5 years?

Didn't have an allotment or am I getting it confused with something else.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Didn't have an allotment or am I getting it confused with something else.

Terry Waite's allotment - Defining Anything

(simile.) describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of tlc. (and possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.) “i pulled down her knickers, and she had a tw-t like terry waite’s allotment! i’ve seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!” self-explanatory to britishers in...

definithing.com

 

[Octavian]

I might keep my powder dry and wait to see if the Messiah puts in an appearance.

He’s arrived.

He’s blonde and massive and scored hatricks for fun.

 

[Marklr]

Why did Jesus turn water into wine...that would cause much misery and a lot of liver disease. He should have turned the dandelions to cannabis plants.

 

[Blue Mist]

His bike is just outside?

Which reminds of that (now) rarely heard phrase...
Christ on a bike.

 

[East Level 2]

Which reminds of that (now) rarely heard phrase...
Christmas on a bike.

Very possible for Santa if reindeer food prices increase.