Richard Keys

[Citizen of Legoland]

Keys and Gray are muppets. They clearly take sides because Mourinho gives them props for keeping it real and also goes to them for exclusive interviews/punditry (when he's not in a job ha) so ideally they just throw shade at whoever.

Nigel De Jong on there is good for us because he is level headed, well-spoken and always says 'we'

Best we can do is ignore but they are insufferable at times.

Well it's true Keys has never been seen in the same room as Fozzie Bear. Makes you think.

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

Fat ****

 

[borassic]

Needs his hands waxing the silly nonce ****

 

[SatOnTheWall]

Do all paedos have such hairy hands?

 

[M12Blue]

Worse than usual last night, to the point I streamed second half on uk TV via vpn

 

[Corky]

Bein are showing the match again now.

At the start keys claimed that the super league failed because psg and bayern didn't join, nothing to do with the protests in the UK.

Which is likely to be true, they couldn't care less about the fans.

A three nation super league was ludicrous, they tried to force Bayern's hand but they didn't shit the bed like the other tag alongs.

 

[Barcon]

Do all paedos have such hairy hands?

It's not his hair.

 

[SWP's back]

To everyone calling him a nonce, the “child” he slept with was a 27 year old lawyer. It’s hardly jacko levels of noncery is it.

Plenty of other things to call him out for.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Do all paedos have such hairy hands?

*Hides hands*

 

[beermusic]

While he may not technically be a nonce, despite having affair with his daughter’s mate while his wife had thyroid cancer, he’s definitely a ****