I can't believe we're signing him!
This is the best striker in the Premier League. He stayed fit all last season and look how good he was - unbelievable.
Other than Messi and Ronaldo, this guy is the best finisher in the world. In my opinion, of course. His finishing is insane, he's got the best left foot after Messi, easily.
Sure, maybe he doesn't fit with our criteria of signing players in their early twentys with a sell-on value, but he's 28, he's in the top 3 strikers in world football and has a good 3-4 years left at the top level. He can propel us to the next level, there's no doubt of that in my eyes. The rumoured fee of £22 million is cheap too for a player of his quality, especially when the likes of Cavani and Falcao would cost near £40 million.
This will be the biggest signing in football all summer.