Romance

Me... I did, wishing I was lay next to him, whilst staring into my wife's eyes.
(Which were shut, and her mouth open snoring loudly).
Bloody champagne :-(
 
On my first date with my first wife we met in the pub where all my mates were. Near last orders i said lets just me and you go to another pub away from this rabble. I decided to take a short cut only to be confronted by a six foot fence which wasnt there 3 weeks before when i was last in this pub. She wanted to backtrack which would have probably meant missing the final bell. Get over that fence woman said I. Must have been quite a sight me shoving her ample arse over the obstruction. Still i got my 2 pints in time so all ended well.
 

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