Ronaldo...

[daveoswald]

I'd rather be bitten by a million fleas of sheikh Mansours camel.

 

[horlock_was_super]

If it was me I would go for him offer him 50k per week more than he is on offer Utd 15 million for him drag the deal out right to the last few hours of the window then apologise profusely and leave him stuck at Utd

The last hour of the transfer window then unplug the fax machine.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Ronaldo wouldn't accept that arrangement. His ego would make that a non starter and he wouldn't take a pay cut either.

In that case he can fuck off.

 

[Iamthemusicman]

If it means I don't have to see our left back wearing the number 7 shirt again then I'm all for it.

 

[Coatigan]

Hot vimpto cures most ailments

Yes, by making you vompit.

 

[Benarbia's Fat Dad]

I'd rather be bitten by a million fleas of sheikh Mansours camel.

How dare you - Sheikh Mansours camel has no fleas

 

[halfcenturyup]

How dare you - Sheikh Mansours camel has no fleas

Probably gets a shampoo, massage and a manicure (pedicure?, pawicure?) twice daily?

 

[yankblue]

I would rather drag my balls against a cheese grater while being pegged with a ten inch strapon then see this egomaniac in a City shirt

 

[Keeper!]

Probably gets a shampoo, massage and a manicure (pedicure?, pawicure?) twice daily?

Twice daily if you don't mind....

 

[Gingers Dad]

I'd rather be hobbled by Annie Wilkes then her ride me to death whilst cheesegrating my balls than watch that ladyboy rag bastard play for us.

God wills it