Rooney as TV pundit at Qatar?

[Big Swifty]

I see one paper (was it the Sun?) has revealed that the BBC and ITV are involved in a "tug-of-war" over the services of our Wayne as a pundit offering his analysis of the upcoming World Cup tournament.

I can't wait to hear his thoughtful, clearly articulated insight into the finer points of the beautiful game, not to mention his expert knowledge of successful football management.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

"You have him."
"No you have him."

 

[LongsightM13]

Will he be slagging the fans off again like he did when he was England captain?

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

errm, Qatar, errm, Werld, errm, Cup.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Rooney and his puddle deep knowledgable insights into football. He tipped his beloved rags to win the league when they went top at New Year back in 2021 when City strolled to the league.

When Mansour took over City he also claimed that despite the investment City could never reach United’s level on the pitch. Not someone you go to check which way the footballing wind is blowing.

 

[give it to gordon]

Didnt he say not long ago that there was something odd about City beating QPR

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Expect the BBC will win the tug of rug. Let’s hope he leaves his mic on when he makes his move on Claire Balding.

 

[Big Swifty]

Expect the BBC will win the tug of rug. Let’s hope he leaves his mic on when he makes his move on Claire Balding.

Good Lord. If I saw these two at it, it'd put me off sex for ever

 

[Blue Smarties]

He might run into some trouble with the law if he isn't able to kerb his usual behaviour of binge drinking and prostitutes when away from home. I might suggest the tubby **** stays out of the sun too.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I can just see it - pundits stood around the screen marking with circles and arrows which player did what and who ran where to create space then the host says " Wayne?" to bring him into the conversation and the camera pans to Rooney sat at a table with a series of sketches in front of him featuring stick men and a ball with Wayne randomly pointing and saying

"eerrrrm.....errrrmmm - dah and errrrmmm dah - an' errrmm 'e scored "