Rooney as TV pundit at Qatar?

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Expect the BBC will win the tug of rug. Let’s hope he leaves his mic on when he makes his move on Claire Balding.

A: is she actually old enough for him?

and

B: wouldn't Wayne need to transition then identify as a lesbian first?

Good Lord. If I saw these two at it, it'd put me off sex for ever

their creation wearing Qatari headwear with rag based colours.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

So, Wayne, which was your favourite World Cup you played in?

Was it 2006, where you got sent off and lose as a result?
2010, when you slagged off your own fans following a shit display?
or was it 2014 when we didn’t get out of the group?

 

[andyhinch]

Expect the BBC will win the tug of rug. Let’s hope he leaves his mic on when he makes his move on Claire Balding.

Well she does like munching on a rug ;-)

 

[Blue Mist]

'Wayne, England are 2 nil down at half time, do you think it's time for a change ?'

'Ergh yeh, I'm gonna support Germany'

 

[youngbob]

Played at the highest level for 16 years, made a good show of managing Derby despite being new to the job.

Sure he'd have a lot of interesting things to say.

 

[manimanc]

Thank fuck the remote has a subtitles button.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Blimey every time potato head says ''Qatar''they will have clean Rooney spit from the camera lens.

 

[Shirley]

Confirms the pulling power of all things rag and dipper still alive and kicking

 

[KentBlue]

If that fucking bloated Neanderthal is allowed anywhere within the studio we should all boycott the games he's taking part in.
This man is arguably the single most brain-dead nonentity English football has produced since Beckscum - and we have certainly produced some imbecilic football players in this country (yes, I am looking at you, Paul Merson).
Shrek has the personality of a concrete boulder minus the charm. He is an uneducated, loutish simpleton who -without football- would have been working on a building site somewhere constantly being torn to shreds by his piss-taking colleagues for making Trigger look like Prof Brian Cox.

I sincerely hope that if he does get offered a place behind the scenes there will be some huge backlash against the company/companies that employ him.

 

[threespires]

Sadly it won't be anywhere near this quality of punditry