I remember the dozy buggers put on Wonder Wall pre match and it was at the time of After all your Alan Ball , was soon taken off the turntable .
When Uwe scored I jumped on my seat missed my legs went in the gap and I skinned me shins owwww .
Oh and I childishly spat the onions off my hot dog onto some red tw@t driving a Mercedes into one of their numerous car parks .
Happy days