Rows over nothing

Lucky Toma

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Been seeing my missus for seven months now and it's been rosier than the White House garden.

Then last night we had a proper barney over a fucking apostrophe! She'd written it on a calender and I said it was grammatically incorrect (mainly to wind her up). Next thing I know doors are being slammed and I'm totally perplexed.

Was all sorted out but was wondering...what's the daftest thing you've rowed about with a loved one?
 
Ha! We've had it this last couple of days too mate, and we're probably the sickest, loved up couple you'll meet. Ours was over the wedding of all things. Sorted now but it was about which order the car will take our various family members, and her refusing to call the company to find out how much it would be for one more journey. I said I never say no to anything, and she said 'well I am'. An hour later she was here apologising and we laughed it off.

I blamed her and her upcoming week on the blob. That broke the ice.
 
Me and Mrs Flash had a row about mashed potato on Tuesday night. I like to put a dash of milk in as well as butter. I was left in no uncertain terms that she hates mashed potato with milk in. Despite me making it at least once a week, in the same way, for all the time we've been together.
 
The Flash said:
Me and Mrs Flash had a row about mashed potato on Tuesday night. I like to put a dash of milk in as well as butter. I was left in no uncertain terms that she hates mashed potato with milk in. Despite me making it at least once a week, in the same way, for all the time we've been together.


The Milk stops it being dry and bleh, has to have milk!
 
oh i remember them.... just don t remember what they were over!

women go crazy especially after a bitching session with their group of mates,if they are in one of "those groups". sometimes it`s just the bit*h is crazy!
 
Lucky Toma said:
Been seeing my missus for seven months now and it's been rosier than the White House garden.

Then last night we had a proper barney over a fucking apostrophe! She'd written it on a calender and I said it was grammatically incorrect (mainly to wind her up). Next thing I know doors are being slammed and I'm totally perplexed.

Was all sorted out but was wondering...what's the daftest thing you've rowed about with a loved one?

Rowing about an apostrophe ain't daft, LT. Some folk have been murdered for getting the apostrophe in the wrong place! Personally, I'd advocate life for them, and whilst they're in HMP they can learn the error of their ways, or is it way's, or ways'?
 
Lucky Toma said:
Been seeing my missus for seven months now and it's been rosier than the White House garden.

Then last night we had a proper barney over a fucking apostrophe! She'd written it on a calender and I said it was grammatically incorrect (mainly to wind her up). Next thing I know doors are being slammed and I'm totally perplexed.

Was all sorted out but was wondering...what's the daftest thing you've rowed about with a loved one?

Do you want a row with me about the spelling of calendar?
 
Never row, she just gives me the silent treatment when I have usually fucked up again, which suits me fine as I get some peace and quiet for a few days, then get some apology sex.
 
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
Lucky Toma said:
Been seeing my missus for seven months now and it's been rosier than the White House garden.

Then last night we had a proper barney over a fucking apostrophe! She'd written it on a calender and I said it was grammatically incorrect (mainly to wind her up). Next thing I know doors are being slammed and I'm totally perplexed.

Was all sorted out but was wondering...what's the daftest thing you've rowed about with a loved one?

Rowing about an apostrophe ain't daft, LT. Some folk have been murdered for getting the apostrophe in the wrong place! Personally, I'd advocate life for them, and whilst they're in HMP they can learn the error of their ways, or is it way's, or ways'?

I've witnessed big fallouts between copywriters and proof readers over apostrophes. It's serious shit.

Anyway Toma, if she sees how you've spelyt "calendar", she'll have your bollocks. (oops, Urmston beat me to it)
 
Mate called me a **** hole on a text so a laughed, the conversation took place as follows-

Me- Ha Ha

Her- What?

Me- James just called me a **** hole

Her (angry)- I hate that word

Me- Oh

Her (still angry)- Well?

Me- well what?

Her (stood up very angry)-Apologise you know I hate that word

Me-No you asked what I was laughing at so I told you

Her- Fuck you, you unreasonable arse hole

I got a good 3 days of peace out of that
 

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