kp789
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"Women are meant to be loved not understood"-Wilde
how could you you inconsiderate ****! (if you dare say this post is grammatically incorrect.....!!!!)Lucky Toma said:Been seeing my missus for seven months now and it's been rosier than the White House garden.
Then last night we had a proper barney over a fucking apostrophe! She'd written it on a calender and I said it was grammatically incorrect (mainly to wind her up). Next thing I know doors are being slammed and I'm totally perplexed.
Was all sorted out but was wondering...what's the daftest thing you've rowed about with a loved one?
Ha!! That's fucking funny that!The Blue Knight said:My missus was dusting the TV stand when I was well into a three hour binge of Minecraft on the Xbox. All of a sudden she decides to start dusting the Xbox and I hear the dreaded 'ding' and the screen goes blank followed by 'whoops'.
I shot up out of my chair and shouted, 'Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all that fucking Obsidian!?' The moment the words left my mouth I knew I had lost. But I stuck to my guns.
She said "Are you fucking joking!?" (On reflection, fair comment from her.)
Possessed by blind irrationality I continued along the lines of "Well you obviously don't fucking know, do you?"
I continued my rant to some degree until I realised she just stood there giving me the look a cat gives a mouse it's caught by the tail, wondering just how long it's going to continue to squirm until it realises it's fucked.
I just sort of tailed off into a mumble and spent the rest of the day grovelling.
If she starts just keep on saying 'oh just beehive will you?'johnny on the spot said:I'm all set for a beauty later once she finds a full beehive in the garden.
CTID1988 said:Not nothing, but this morning i filled her umbrella with ready break oats because on the news it said it was going to rain today.... hopefully she does her usual thing and opens it above her head.
Im looking out of the window at work begging for rain. If it does im sure to get an earfull
"No need to get a bee in your bonnet, honey."Pigeonho said:If she starts just keep on saying 'oh just beehive will you?'johnny on the spot said:I'm all set for a beauty later once she finds a full beehive in the garden.