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Rows over nothing
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nijinsky's fetlocks
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The Flash said:Me and Mrs Flash had a row about mashed potato on Tuesday night. I like to put a dash of milk in as well as butter. I was left in no uncertain terms that she hates mashed potato with milk in. Despite me making it at least once a week, in the same way, for all the time we've been together.
It clearly isn't working between you.
My advice is to leave her.
Or Smash her back doors in.
Give in now, and she'll walk all over you, so grow a pair.
Pack a suitcase, and I'll be in the van at the Bamford when the Aquinas girls come out.
nijinsky's fetlocks said:The Flash said:Me and Mrs Flash had a row about mashed potato on Tuesday night. I like to put a dash of milk in as well as butter. I was left in no uncertain terms that she hates mashed potato with milk in. Despite me making it at least once a week, in the same way, for all the time we've been together.
It clearly isn't working between you.
My advice is to leave her.
Or Smash her back doors in.
Give in now, and she'll walk all over you, so grow a pair.
Pack a suitcase, and I'll be in the van at the Bamford when the Aquinas girls come out.
Smash. Like it.
I'm 5 minutes from the Bamford as we speak.
Let me know when you're there. I wasn't expecting a mid-week jaunt so haven't brought my stuff. Can you brink your spare rape-kit?
Prestwich_Blue
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My ex in-laws used to have the most incredible barneys about the most trivial things, such as something that happened in Coronation St. But the most amazing row I saw was in my student days, when we were going home one night after a few drinks in the bar.
Tony, one of my flatmates was driving and he pulled up alongside another car where the girl driving had her coat caught in the door. He, being from quite an upper class background (lived in rural North Yorkshire, boarding school & father a senior Tory) wound down the window and told the girl, who thanked him then the lights changed and we drove off. Ian, who was sat in the front passenger seat and was the son of a railway worker from Wakefield, made an innocuous remark about her having her knickers caught in the door and it kicked off between them becoming a full scale class war. Eventually Tony pulled the car over and they got out and knocked six shades of shit out of each other. The other two of us couldn't believe it.
Tony, one of my flatmates was driving and he pulled up alongside another car where the girl driving had her coat caught in the door. He, being from quite an upper class background (lived in rural North Yorkshire, boarding school & father a senior Tory) wound down the window and told the girl, who thanked him then the lights changed and we drove off. Ian, who was sat in the front passenger seat and was the son of a railway worker from Wakefield, made an innocuous remark about her having her knickers caught in the door and it kicked off between them becoming a full scale class war. Eventually Tony pulled the car over and they got out and knocked six shades of shit out of each other. The other two of us couldn't believe it.
crazyg
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As I said to my eldest daughter in my wedding speech:
Never go to bed on an argument. Stay up and fight!
it must have worked. They split up 5 years later.
Never go to bed on an argument. Stay up and fight!
it must have worked. They split up 5 years later.
nijinsky's fetlocks
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The Flash said:nijinsky's fetlocks said:The Flash said:Me and Mrs Flash had a row about mashed potato on Tuesday night. I like to put a dash of milk in as well as butter. I was left in no uncertain terms that she hates mashed potato with milk in. Despite me making it at least once a week, in the same way, for all the time we've been together.
It clearly isn't working between you.
My advice is to leave her.
Or Smash her back doors in.
Give in now, and she'll walk all over you, so grow a pair.
Pack a suitcase, and I'll be in the van at the Bamford when the Aquinas girls come out.
Smash. Like it.
I'm 5 minutes from the Bamford as we speak.
Let me know when you're there. I wasn't expecting a mid-week jaunt so haven't brought my stuff. Can you brink your spare rape-kit?
Never leave home without it.
I can never remember what the fuck caused a row with Mrs Fetlocks once it kicks off - God knows I'm an even-tempered bloke who likes a quiet life.
Angry sex is always a good outcome, though.
Maybe we should try it with each other some time.
2sheikhs said:Mrs 2sheikhs didn't speak to me for 2 days because she had a DREAM that I'd cheated on her. Apparently, it was a sign.
Same happened to my dad!
x_BluePrincess_x
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Me and my boyfriend had a huge argument over the ps3.- i wanted to play fifa or medal of honour he wanted play test drive. Somehow turned into a 2hour argument.
We didnt speak all night :) (reason im smiling is i had a few hours of peace)
Or we argue over me watching city (he hates football)
Xx
We didnt speak all night :) (reason im smiling is i had a few hours of peace)
Or we argue over me watching city (he hates football)
Xx
BWTAC
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CTID1988 said:2sheikhs said:Mrs 2sheikhs didn't speak to me for 2 days because she had a DREAM that I'd cheated on her. Apparently, it was a sign.
Same happened to my dad!
Mrs 2sheiks dreamt about your Dad cheating?