Rows over nothing

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

One more thing ladies, when a drawer is full, whether it's in the kitchen, bedroom or freezer, it's full. Don't try cramming more stuff into it until it breaks and then expect me to fix it. It's a drawer, not a fucking tardis.

Brought back memories of the poorly constructed but nevertheless expensive wardrobe and chest of drawers set I bought for daughter. Drawers crammed solid with jeans until the bottoms fell out whilst empty hangers rattled lonely on the clothes rail in wardrobe.

I feel a headache coming on

 

[billfromthehill]

I once had a blazing row with an ex as I'd popped the foil top on the coffee jar. Apparantly I knew she liked doing that and it all kicked off from there.

Towards the end of the argument she grabbed a packet of biscuits which she claimed were hers and said I wasn't going to get to eat any of them. So I took them off her and stamped on them alternating a stamp with a word
stamp - neither - stamp - are - stamp - you - stamp and for good luck an extra stamp.

She then smacked me over the head with the pack of my chosen biscuits. So I hit her over the head with another pack and she finished off with another blow to my head with the last pack.

It was around this point that we burst out laughing and left the dog to clean up the mess.

Don't giv a fig

 

[x_BluePrincess_x]

Excuse me lads.
Your all making us women are physco's (true to a extent)
But men aren't much better!!
If you didnt irritate us we would be ok :)
Xx

Do you ever say to your boyfriend, "are you watching this"?, when he's clearly enjoying a programme on telly, moan enough 'til he turns it over and then piss off out of the room or fall asleep?

Nope :)
Means i get peace and quiet.
I normally come on bluemoon or watch a film on the laptop :)
Xx<br /><br />-- Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:08 pm --<br /><br />

Excuse me lads.
Your all making us women are physco's (true to a extent)
But men aren't much better!!
If you didnt irritate us we would be ok :)
Xx

If you could provide a rational explanation to my story (see further up) ^ I'd be interested? because ever other women who knows about it have more than raised an eyebrow.

1- she maybe thought you wasnt taking it seriously
2 - it may have been pms
3 - shes a physco?
4 - she tried controlling you (not good haha)
Take your pick hun
Xx

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Women are wired up differently to men. Just accept it.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ny8VXayKEY[/youtube]

 

[Challenger1978]

Being honest, Mrs Richfan and I very rarely argue over anything and never over anything trivial because on trivial matters I just nod my head and do as I am told for a quiet life. When we do argue over a serious matter she get's heated very quickly and due to her Italian temprement their is no reasoning with her and they can last up to a week. Unfortunately the Mother of all rows is currently just bubbling under the surface and we both know its coming.

I have started a new job this week on a hell of a lot less money than what we have been used to and sacrifices are going to have to be made. I genuinely never spend a penny but Maria can waste money faster than Kenny Dalglish in a Transfer Window. It will not be pretty.

Lol very good

-- Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:28 pm --

Well by the laws of deduction that means you pretty much agree with anything and everything she says, and does. That is the only way you could avoid a argument. Pretty much your her woman =0 !!

You're new around here so maybe you didn't know. Pinkwheeltrim has admited, well basically bragged about it, that his Mrs does him up the arse with a strap on. He's his Mrs gay BFF they just haven't figured it out yet though.

Is this him?

Fuck knows but the message on the board sound like some shit he would come out with.

 

[Anonymous]

We're always having daft little arguments .... but there are occasions in life when you realise that rows like that don't matter at all ..... and the tragedy is that , for some folk , the realisation can come 'too late' .

 

[wayne71]

This is what happens when you give women too much freedom and independence :o)

I know - they get these wild ideas of equality, and the next thing you know they are boarding buses on their own.
Then they get gang raped.

Hah, brilliant.

 

[Bibinho]

My missus was dusting the TV stand when I was well into a three hour binge of Minecraft on the Xbox. All of a sudden she decides to start dusting the Xbox and I hear the dreaded 'ding' and the screen goes blank followed by 'whoops'.

I shot up out of my chair and shouted, 'Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all that fucking Obsidian!?' The moment the words left my mouth I knew I had lost. But I stuck to my guns.

She said "Are you fucking joking!?" (On reflection, fair comment from her.)

Possessed by blind irrationality I continued along the lines of "Well you obviously don't fucking know, do you?"

I continued my rant to some degree until I realised she just stood there giving me the look a cat gives a mouse it's caught by the tail, wondering just how long it's going to continue to squirm until it realises it's fucked.

I just sort of tailed off into a mumble and spent the rest of the day grovelling.

best story iv ever heard.... terrible game though

 

[pinkwheeltrim]

Being honest, Mrs Richfan and I very rarely argue over anything and never over anything trivial because on trivial matters I just nod my head and do as I am told for a quiet life. When we do argue over a serious matter she get's heated very quickly and due to her Italian temprement their is no reasoning with her and they can last up to a week. Unfortunately the Mother of all rows is currently just bubbling under the surface and we both know its coming.

I have started a new job this week on a hell of a lot less money than what we have been used to and sacrifices are going to have to be made. I genuinely never spend a penny but Maria can waste money faster than Kenny Dalglish in a Transfer Window. It will not be pretty.

Lol very good

-- Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:28 pm --

You're new around here so maybe you didn't know. Pinkwheeltrim has admited, well basically bragged about it, that his Mrs does him up the arse with a strap on. He's his Mrs gay BFF they just haven't figured it out yet though.

Is this him?

Fuck knows but the message on the board sound like some shit he would come out with.

How very dare you! Even if I was writing whilst being vigorously buggered by the wife, my penmanship would never be that bad!

Your right though, shit coming out can be a problem :(

 

[Challenger1978]

Lol very good

-- Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:28 pm --



Is this him?

Fuck knows but the message on the board sound like some shit he would come out with.

How very dare you! Even if I was writing whilst being vigorously buggered by the wife, my penmanship would never be that bad!

Your right though, shit coming out can be a problem :(

PMSL you dirty bastard.