Rows over nothing

[Mr White]

Moaning about the footer being on 'again', despite watching the fucking soaps(!) on a different tv in a different room!

 

[rickmcfc]

I had this one last summer with my ex. I did tell it on here around about the time but it's worth repeating. Just to set the scene she'd decided she wanted to start exercising more, working out, jogging etc and I'd agreed to join in. So I jumped on the 22 from the end of Withington Road to catch it into Burnage, but instead of getting off at the usual stop across from the Farmers Arms I got off a stop earlier and nipped to the local co-op for a bottle of juice before the five minute walk to her front door. The door was opened by her with a face of thunder and as I made my way into the living room the following conversation occured..
Me - Hiya Babe

Her - Where have you been? I was waiting at the stop for you but you didn't get off

Me - No I jumped off at the co-op to get a drink (displays bottle in hand)

Her - Why???

Me - I was thirsty

Her - there's cold water in the fridge, couldn't you have waited an extra few minutes?

Me - Err...it's only a drink and I was thirsty, sorry I didn't know you were waiting for me at the stop?

Her - that's not the fucking point, the point is that drink contains sugar and we are supposed to be exercising, that's why I've chilled water

Me - I'll burn it off

Her - (screaming by this point) If you aren't gonna take all this seriously you may as well just fuck off home now..go on fuck off (points to the door) tears almost in eyes.

By this point I really am waiting for someone to peep from behind the curtains with a camera and everyone start laughing but it didn't happen and it took some time for me to calm her down. Needless to say about five days later we split.

I remember that story. Love it!

 

[AntiUnited]

I've said it before and I will say it again. After nearly four years of marriage the wife and I have never,not even once,had crossed words. I think you're all going wrong somewhere.

Well by the laws of deduction that means you pretty much agree with anything and everything she says, and does. That is the only way you could avoid a argument. Pretty much your her woman =0 !!

 

[x_BluePrincess_x]

Excuse me lads.
Your all making us women are physco's (true to a extent)
But men aren't much better!!
If you didnt irritate us we would be ok :)
Xx

 

[Challenger1978]

I've said it before and I will say it again. After nearly four years of marriage the wife and I have never,not even once,had crossed words. I think you're all going wrong somewhere.

Well by the laws of deduction that means you pretty much agree with anything and everything she says, and does. That is the only way you could avoid a argument. Pretty much your her woman =0 !!

You're new around here so maybe you didn't know. Pinkwheeltrim has admited, well basically bragged about it, that his Mrs does him up the arse with a strap on. He's his Mrs gay BFF they just haven't figured it out yet though.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Being honest, Mrs Richfan and I very rarely argue over anything and never over anything trivial because on trivial matters I just nod my head and do as I am told for a quiet life. When we do argue over a serious matter she get's heated very quickly and due to her Italian temprement their is no reasoning with her and they can last up to a week. Unfortunately the Mother of all rows is currently just bubbling under the surface and we both know its coming.

I have started a new job this week on a hell of a lot less money than what we have been used to and sacrifices are going to have to be made. I genuinely never spend a penny but Maria can waste money faster than Kenny Dalglish in a Transfer Window. It will not be pretty.

 

[2sheikhs]

Excuse me lads.
Your all making us women are physco's (true to a extent)
But men aren't much better!!
If you didnt irritate us we would be ok :)
Xx

Do you ever say to your boyfriend, "are you watching this"?, when he's clearly enjoying a programme on telly, moan enough 'til he turns it over and then piss off out of the room or fall asleep?

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

Being honest, Mrs Richfan and I very rarely argue over anything and never over anything trivial because on trivial matters I just nod my head and do as I am told for a quiet life. When we do argue over a serious matter she get's heated very quickly and due to her Italian temprement their is no reasoning with her and they can last up to a week. Unfortunately the Mother of all rows is currently just bubbling under the surface and we both know its coming.

I have started a new job this week on a hell of a lot less money than what we have been used to and sacrifices are going to have to be made. I genuinely never spend a penny but Maria can waste money faster than Kenny Dalglish in a Transfer Window. It will not be pretty.

Lol very good<br /><br />-- Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:28 pm --<br /><br />

I've said it before and I will say it again. After nearly four years of marriage the wife and I have never,not even once,had crossed words. I think you're all going wrong somewhere.

Well by the laws of deduction that means you pretty much agree with anything and everything she says, and does. That is the only way you could avoid a argument. Pretty much your her woman =0 !!

You're new around here so maybe you didn't know. Pinkwheeltrim has admited, well basically bragged about it, that his Mrs does him up the arse with a strap on. He's his Mrs gay BFF they just haven't figured it out yet though.

Is this him?

 

[Blue Streak]

Excuse me lads.
Your all making us women are physco's (true to a extent)
But men aren't much better!!
If you didnt irritate us we would be ok :)
Xx

If you could provide a rational explanation to my story (see further up) ^ I'd be interested? because ever other women who knows about it have more than raised an eyebrow.

 

[2sheikhs]

One more thing ladies, when a drawer is full, whether it's in the kitchen, bedroom or freezer, it's full. Don't try cramming more stuff into it until it breaks and then expect me to fix it. It's a drawer, not a fucking tardis.