Rows over nothing

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I've woken up furious with the husband over stuff I've dreamed. Actually quite relieved to hear it's not just me.

Worst one was when I woke up convinced he'd bought new golf clubs - he doesn't even play golf...

I'm sure you managed to iron things out to a tee.
I bet he hates lady drivers though, if you putt it to him.
At least he isn't playing a round.

 

[ChrisNUFC]

I've woken up furious with the husband over stuff I've dreamed. Actually quite relieved to hear it's not just me.

Worst one was when I woke up convinced he'd bought new golf clubs - he doesn't even play golf...

I'm sure you managed to iron things out to a tee.
I bet he hates lady drivers though, if you putt it to him.
At least he isn't playing a round.

Don't encourage these Birdies NF ;)

 

[2sheikhs]

I've woken up furious with the husband over stuff I've dreamed. Actually quite relieved to hear it's not just me.

Worst one was when I woke up convinced he'd bought new golf clubs - he doesn't even play golf...

It's a sign that he's about to take up golf. Keep up the shitty mood until he just looks at you and says, "you know what, I'm not even going to fucking ask", and then gets up and leaves the room.

 

[BWTAC]

I've woken up furious with the husband over stuff I've dreamed. Actually quite relieved to hear it's not just me.

Worst one was when I woke up convinced he'd bought new golf clubs - he doesn't even play golf...

I'm sure you managed to iron things out to a tee.
I bet he hates lady drivers though, if you putt it to him.
At least he isn't playing a round.

I think she's a bit green, you'd have to go a fairway to think dreams are reality, it's obvious her husband has putter on a pedestal.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I've woken up furious with the husband over stuff I've dreamed. Actually quite relieved to hear it's not just me.

Worst one was when I woke up convinced he'd bought new golf clubs - he doesn't even play golf...

I'm sure you managed to iron things out to a tee.
I bet he hates lady drivers though, if you putt it to him.
At least he isn't playing a round.

I think she's a bit green, you'd have to go a fairway to think dreams are reality, it's obvious her husband has putter on a pedestal.

That could be the thin end of the wedge, but she should have flagged it up earlier.
Now she'll end up as a hooker, unable to tell the Woods from the trees, which is par for the course.

 

[crazyg]

I've said it before and I will say it again. After nearly four years of marriage the wife and I have never,not even once,had crossed words. I think you're all going wrong somewhere.

same...although not married my girlfriend and I have never argued...

I'll bet they've both told you to say that!

 

[Chris in London]

I'm sure you managed to iron things out to a tee.
I bet he hates lady drivers though, if you putt it to him.
At least he isn't playing a round.

I think she's a bit green, you'd have to go a fairway to think dreams are reality, it's obvious her husband has putter on a pedestal.

That could be the thin end of the wedge, but she should have flagged it up earlier.
Now she'll end up as a hooker, unable to tell the Woods from the trees, which is par for the course.

He needs to develop a bunker mentality.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I have in the past been blamed for misbehaving in the wifes dreams.

That was a twilight zone moment.

I had that one once, had a days silent treatment off her.for it. Fucking unbelievable really. Defies all logic.

 

[Challenger1978]

I've said it before and I will say it again. After nearly four years of marriage the wife and I have never,not even once,had crossed words. I think you're all going wrong somewhere.

That's because you're her gay BFF.

 

[Blue Streak]

I had this one last summer with my ex. I did tell it on here around about the time but it's worth repeating. Just to set the scene she'd decided she wanted to start exercising more, working out, jogging etc and I'd agreed to join in. So I jumped on the 22 from the end of Withington Road to catch it into Burnage, but instead of getting off at the usual stop across from the Farmers Arms I got off a stop earlier and nipped to the local co-op for a bottle of juice before the five minute walk to her front door. The door was opened by her with a face of thunder and as I made my way into the living room the following conversation occured..
Me - Hiya Babe

Her - Where have you been? I was waiting at the stop for you but you didn't get off

Me - No I jumped off at the co-op to get a drink (displays bottle in hand)

Her - Why???

Me - I was thirsty

Her - there's cold water in the fridge, couldn't you have waited an extra few minutes?

Me - Err...it's only a drink and I was thirsty, sorry I didn't know you were waiting for me at the stop?

Her - that's not the fucking point, the point is that drink contains sugar and we are supposed to be exercising, that's why I've chilled water

Me - I'll burn it off

Her - (screaming by this point) If you aren't gonna take all this seriously you may as well just fuck off home now..go on fuck off (points to the door) tears almost in eyes.

By this point I really am waiting for someone to peep from behind the curtains with a camera and everyone start laughing but it didn't happen and it took some time for me to calm her down. Needless to say about five days later we split.