Roy Keane: 'I wouldn't watch Manchester City play in my back garden'

[DiscoSteve]

Why did this thug not go to prison? I absolutely despise him, a totally unpleasant wanker of a human being

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Why did this thug not go to prison? I absolutely despise him, a totally unpleasant dog wanker of a human being

Edited for accuracy.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I refer you to the answer I gave some moments ago.

I said 'paucity' not 'absence'.

I like you.

 

[west didsblue]

Delivering a verdict as only he can in his role as an ITV pundit, Keane pulled few punches as he tore shreds of City's under-performing players.

"In the last week, you watch their performances against Liverpool, Norwich and Kiev and watching those games has been torture," stated a typically cutting Keane, reflecting on a trio of games in which City have failed to score.


"Against Kiev, you can say the hard work was done in the first leg, but there is still responsibility on the players to go and perform and when Man City are in that mood, I wouldn't go and watch them play in my back garden.


"Poor attitude, you should still have a desire to go and win a game of football against Kiev.

"The idea that City can go and win the tournament, they are all in cuckoo land."

He's not wrong.

I suspect his garden is full of dogshit so I wouldn't fancy playing football or watching it there even if they were playing well.

 

[moomba]

You'd never believe that we've just qualified for a champions league quarter final.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I said 'paucity' not 'absence'.

I like you.

Look I am setting the standard on this thread and am being let down, I am like the Sergio of the forum.

I like you.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You'd never believe that we've just qualified for a champions league quarter final.

And the only English team left, to boot.

 

[oakiecokie]

Hahaha what a fucking wanker, jog on you prick!!

Why, for telling the truth ?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Look I am setting the standard on this thread and am being let down, I am like the John Inman of the forum.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Why, for telling the truth ?

You can abuse your own, but if an outsider does it, then its not on, he's a dog wanking **** and should fuck off, once he's got there he should fuck off again.

Did I mention he wanks his dogs??