Rubbish Chants

[liamctid]

"Champions of England, we know what we are" - that whole "know what you are" things come from Chelsea fans singing "Anton Ferdinand, you know what you are" after John Terry racially abused him.

 

[liamctid]

Chants I can’t be doing with:

‘We know what we are, we know what we are, Champions of England we know what we are’ - not a City song, stop singing it!

‘Championes Championes ole ole ole’ - that’s United’s song with them trying to sound more “European” but getting the Spanish pronunciation of Campiones wrong making them look like fools but every other set of fans even bigger fools for copying it.

And nothing says ‘small-time wankers’ more than:
Shall we sing a song for you?
Your support is fucking shit
Where’s your famous atmosphere?
Is this a library?
It’s just like being in church
Sssssshhhhhhh!
xxxxxx is a shithole, I wanna go home
Where were you when you were shit?
Here there every-fucking-where, empty seats

Another one to the small time wankers list is "your grounds too big for you"

 

[MrCheeseGrater]

"Can we sing a song for you?"






No.

 

[ballbag]

All those generic shite ones, usually sung by away fans:

Your support is fucking shit
Is this a library
Is there a fire drill
We can see you sneaking out

Yeah I find these well cringe. Although, we used to chant similar when we were gash. Our support was all we had over most teams for decades. So whenever I hear these chants, I associate it with teams that are shite or haven't won anything of merit for years.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Shit ground ..no fans??

Why do cows have horns?
Because their bells don't work.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The song that is sung when the goalkeeper goes to take a goal kick.
Mainly sung by lower league teams.
I can never make out the actual words,but it sounds so small time on every occasion they do it.
I fucking hate it.

Haha the “You shit bastard….aaaarrrrgghhh” one?

It’s so shit it actually makes me giggle that to be fair.

 

[manclad]

Haha the “You shit bastard….aaaarrrrgghhh” one?

It’s so shit it actually makes me giggle that to be fair.

Shit,shit,shitity shit.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Don't worry about a thing............

 

[Deleted member 77198]

‘we’ve got super mik arteta… tommy tuvhel.. so shit and annoying wolves. palace and brentford sing it too now

All the London clubs sing that sing about their manager. Fucking no originality in anything they do down there.

No wonder some of them are turning to that ‘Ultras’ crap.

Got no style those Southern cunts.

 

[Nethermoor]

Your just a tram stop in Blackpool, various dickhead away fans at Fleetwood thinking their the first ones to sing it.
Sheffield Utd funny though singing" your just a shit Russell Watson " to Alfie Boe on remembrance day.

I got smacked by a couple of fleetwood "fans" when we lost 1-2 in the FA Cup a couple of seasons back. I was stopping them hitting a group of 12 year olds so they hit me instead. Soon ran off....