Ruben Cousillas

There used to be a street named after Ruben Cousillas, but it was changed because nobody crosses Ruben Cousillas and lives.
 
Can't remember whether it was on RAWK or the Caff but someone described him as "...looking like a poet and a murderer." Brilliant.

I knew this supposed meeting was a wind up when the OP said Ruben spoke to him.

Ruben doesn't speak. He projects his thoughts into your mind.


I would have thought he was more of a Vulcan death grip kinda guy...

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Bumped into the big man in altrincham today, spoke very broken English but as soon as I shook his hand and told him I was a season ticket holder he was surprisingly honest. Apparently, we are moving to a 4-3-3, de bruyne is done, pogba he knows nothing about, and the surprising part is that he/ pelegrini aren't interested in any other positions than de brujne to play on the wing with raheem (who he says is unbelievable) and a centre back. He said were interested in Ramos, which I highly doubt will happen, and "that man from athletico" (who is Godin btw) which I though was very interesting. But obviously what him and pelegrini want and what txiki gives us are two very different things...


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Bumped into the big man today. Doesn't know me whatsoever but divulged our whole summer transfer strategy. Great man.
I saw buzzer in the town centre today as well, he told me we're interested in De Bruyne and Pogba. That's out in the open now then.
 
A lot of shit gets posted on Bluemoon, I know I've added to it, but this takes some beating!
 

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