sweynforkbeard said:
Thanks! As a clarification before the club withdraws my season card or there is a tabloid headline stating, 'City fan plots death of football supremo,' I would like to point out that this banner does not exist and the post was meant as a weak attempt at an ironic response to the banned banner.
You will find all you need in locker 101 at Manchester airport.
Included will be a return ticket to paris and a bag containing a maids outfit,Feather duster
and a pair of Stilettos (Take your own if prefered).
You shall go to the address provided posing as a Russian prostitute named Yulia,Tell
the man on the door "Frank sent me" and go to room 13.
Once in the room SNAP! the capsule in the feather duster and tickle mr Blatters chin,You will then have five minutes to make your excuses and escape before the poison takes effect.
This post will self destruct in about two hundred years,Goodluck ;)