Not wishing to derail the thread, but that reminds me of when me and my wife went to some prenatal classes and the husbands/partners were handed these little questionnaires to fill out and we had to read out our individual answers
One of the questions was "you return home from work and your wife has had an extremely bad day with the baby. what do you do?"
First guy reads out his answer which was something like "send my wife off to bed and look after the baby"
My answer was "stay out of the way and keep your head down"