Ryan Giggs - an evening with..... in Hertfordshire (p115)

[Nebuchadnezzar]

He never thought it would happen
With him and the girl from Shropshire
He used to bum Phil Neville
Now he's in court with Greville

She really came from Shrewsbury
Craig Meehan was from Dewsbury
Ryan was hard as totem
Whilst sniffing bunkmates scrotum

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He never thought it would happen
With him and the girl from Shropshire
He used to bum Phil Neville
Now he's in court with Greville

She really came from Shrewsbury
Craig Meehan was from Dewsbury
Ryan's hard as totem
Whilst sniffing bunkmates scrotum

How did you manage to squeeze those words onto this thread?

 

[Stoned Rose]

He never thought it would happen
With him and the girl from Shropshire
He used to bum Phil Neville
Now he's in court with Greville

She really came from Shrewsbury
Craig Meehan was from Dewsbury
Ryan was hard as totem
Whilst sniffing bunkmates scrotum

Ffs.

 

[journolud]

Seems Giggs defence was summed up as he’s thick as pig shit and it’s not fair a clever guy was asking him difficult questions

 

[city2]

Judge telling the jurors he’s a good guy really, just thick as pig shit he’s gonna get off with a slapped wrist

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Seems Giggs defence was summed up as he’s thick as pig shit and it’s not fair a clever guy was asking him difficult questions

It worked for Harry Redknapp.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

It worked for Harry Redknapp.

I thought he blamed it on the dog?

 

[DrBlueBob]

The Govan piss can,
Surveying the scene in court
Is the judge Mike Dean?

Excellent.

 

[Stephen230]

When are the jury likely to be sent out to consider their verdict?

The judge is due to sum up the evidence tomorrow so unless it takes her all day, you’d imagine tomorrow afternoon, maybe Wednesday morning at a push.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Will he get the penalty after the case is closed? It's the utd way!!