Saint George of England.

[East Level 2]

I try to open doors to enlightenment and self actualisation. I can do no more. Ask me anything about St Andrew.

I’m all over that shit.

Is he the one that owns a golf course, a football ground in Birmingham and a cross?

 

[Magicpole]

I'm talking about England not the servants quarters. Your lot are Irish and the Irish wouldn't be much without the Vikings, it all depends how far you go back.

Ancient Britons are just Frenchies any way.

Just because my breath reeks of garlic and red wine, doesn’t mean I’m French. And I don’t suit berets. Or striped teeshirts. And if you think I’m poncing about on a bike, with ropes of onions round my neck, you are one fucked up individual. And we invented every fucking thing. Scot’s, not those French cunts.

 

[mexico1970]

Just because my breath reeks of garlic and red wine, doesn’t mean I’m French. And I don’t suit berets. Or striped teeshirts. And if you think I’m poncing about on a bike, with ropes of onions round my neck, you are one fucked up individual. And we invented every fucking thing. Scot’s, not those French cunts.

Nowt wrong with a flurry of confident bravado and verbal 10 to 2 footwork :)

 

[ysmsa]

Apparently, St George wasn't a saint, he was a roman soldier and never set foot in England.

9 Things You Didn't Know About St George

We separate fact from fiction to try to get closer to the truth behind the legend of St George.

www.english-heritage.org.uk

Sounds like your typical Rag or Dipper fan

 

[Magicpole]

Is he the one that owns a golf course, a football ground in Birmingham and a cross?

The very same. And other stuff, but, they are up there. Spoke Greek, with a Glasgow accent.

November 30th is St Andrew's Day in Scotland. As well as his role as the patron saint of Scotland, and several other countries, St Andrew is also the saint of fishmongers, gout, singers, sore throats, spinsters, maidens, old maids and women wishing to become mothers.

what a great guy.

 

[Kinkybyname]

Father Christmas was a turk too, so he's in good company

Turks don't vote for Christmas

 

[Magicpole]

Nowt wrong with a flurry of confident bravado and verbal 10 to 2 footwork :)

My mantra.

 

[WestGorton]

Despite them all being born in England and them being Anglo Saxon like the majority of people they represent they are of German descent.

The devil is always in the detail :)

Bloody Germans!

 

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[Magicpole]

How big was his cock?

Saints don’t have cocks. They were too pure to get involved in the demonic, base, nasty, stuff. And you’re probably on your way to hell for suggesting otherwise.