Scenes on the train

pinkwheeltrim said:
chabal said:
pinkwheeltrim said:
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! People on the train have hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who gives a fucking shit!

Wow!

Some anger there.

You're not stuck at Nuneaton by any chance whilst essential line repairs are carried out?


I just find these sort of pointless, whinging threads a tiny bit tedious. Get enough of this 'people doing perfectly ordinary things that make them somehow beneath me' crap on facebook.

There is nothing inherently interesting about being on a train (unless it's the Mallard, or Hogwarts Express or something), but a surprising number of Bluemooners seem to think we all need to know about it when they use one.
Let me guess. You're that fat, ugly, ginger bird who got off at Birmingham?
 
west didsblue said:
pinkwheeltrim said:
chabal said:
Wow!

Some anger there.

You're not stuck at Nuneaton by any chance whilst essential line repairs are carried out?


I just find these sort of pointless, whinging threads a tiny bit tedious. Get enough of this 'people doing perfectly ordinary things that make them somehow beneath me' crap on facebook.

There is nothing inherently interesting about being on a train (unless it's the Mallard, or Hogwarts Express or something), but a surprising number of Bluemooners seem to think we all need to know about it when they use one.
I went on a train once.

Careful mate, theres bound to be someone on here who's been on two!
 
Just made it as far as Sheffield from Picc. Had to stand as the due train fuckin crashed or something similar. I wouldn't mind but ive been on my feet since half five. Just nabbed a seat next to a woman who does not stink. I suppose my only complaint now is that there is three German's... I don't mind but... They haven't stopped talking once . " auf gerschinkel frinkel Sheffield Wednesday und blitzen Joe Hart ja,ja fucking ja" oh and the cunts keep aahing appreciatively at their freezing cold bottles of magners. The Poland annexing blue eyes monsters<br /><br />-- Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:20 pm --<br /><br />Just made it as far as Sheffield from Picc. Had to stand as the due train fuckin crashed or something similar. I wouldn't mind but ive been on my feet since half five. Just nabbed a seat next to a woman who does not stink. I suppose my only complaint now is that there is three German's... I don't mind but... They haven't stopped talking once . " auf gerschinkel frinkel Sheffield Wednesday und blitzen Joe Hart ja,ja fucking ja" oh and the cunts keep aahing appreciatively at their freezing cold bottles of magners. The Poland annexing blue eyes monsters
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
pinkwheeltrim said:
chabal said:
Wow!

Some anger there.

You're not stuck at Nuneaton by any chance whilst essential line repairs are carried out?


I just find these sort of pointless, whinging threads a tiny bit tedious. Get enough of this 'people doing perfectly ordinary things that make them somehow beneath me' crap on facebook.

There is nothing inherently interesting about being on a train (unless it's the Mallard, or Hogwarts Express or something), but a surprising number of Bluemooners seem to think we all need to know about it when they use one.
Let me guess. You're that fat, ugly, ginger bird who got off at Birmingham?

I think you may be on to something did I ever tell you about the time I was on a train .........
 
Ducado said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
pinkwheeltrim said:
I just find these sort of pointless, whinging threads a tiny bit tedious. Get enough of this 'people doing perfectly ordinary things that make them somehow beneath me' crap on facebook.

There is nothing inherently interesting about being on a train (unless it's the Mallard, or Hogwarts Express or something), but a surprising number of Bluemooners seem to think we all need to know about it when they use one.
Let me guess. You're that fat, ugly, ginger bird who got off at Birmingham?

I think you may be on to something did I ever tell you about the time I was on a train .........

A Mod on the train, never, go on then tells us all about it........... hang on I'll just get a brew...........
right I'm all ears.
 
Train back from Cup Final v Stoke some City fan comes in the carriage asking us to all get off in stoke and smack some Stoke fans, nobody interested and just keeping quiet hoping he fucks off, hes looking for trouble with anyone now and turns on my dad who was 65 at the time so i end up fighting with him, we fell onto my dad and as we do he bites a fucking hole in my dads arm, some big fella who we had been talking to before this nob came in drags us up splits it up then sees what he did to my dads arm and fucking smacked him as well, police came in and whole train just tels them it was all him and not my doing so they chuck him off in Stoke, hope he got fucking killed
 
bluemc1 said:
Train back from Cup Final v Stoke some City fan comes in the carriage asking us to all get off in stoke and smack some Stoke fans, nobody interested and just keeping quiet hoping he fucks off, hes looking for trouble with anyone now and turns on my dad who was 65 at the time so i end up fighting with him, we fell onto my dad and as we do he bites a fucking hole in my dads arm, some big fella who we had been talking to before this nob came in drags us up splits it up then sees what he did to my dads arm and fucking smacked him as well, police came in and whole train just tels them it was all him and not my doing so they chuck him off in Stoke, hope he got fucking killed

Praise the lord for first class. I sat opposite the chief referee chap and his family and we had a jolly good chinwag about all things footy/refs and city. He was an interesting man. Summerbee and Book were also aboard...<br /><br />-- Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:04 pm --<br /><br />
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
york away to this! said:
pinkwheeltrim said:
I just find these sort of pointless, whinging threads a tiny bit tedious. Get enough of this 'people doing perfectly ordinary things that make them somehow beneath me' crap on facebook.

There is nothing inherently interesting about being on a train (unless it's the Mallard, or Hogwarts Express or something), but a surprising number of Bluemooners seem to think we all need to know about it when they use one.


are you trying to derail this thread?...

I think it was a clear signal

Your punning is simply first class...
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Sat around me are a number of people who can't seem to match the seat number on their reservation to the one on the seat. It's not rocket science. There's a carriage letter, which is A, C, D or F. .


That's Bsist and Esist.
 

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