carlos tevez is a blue
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Q: Why is the railroad angry?
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carlos tevez is a blue
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BlueTG said:Because pinkwheeltrim doesn't want to talk about it or it's services.Kun Aguero said:Q: Why is the railroad angry?
Close but no cigar.
A: Because people are always crossing it!
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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ifiwasarichfan said:Pull the emergency cord and one of us will come and pick you up, Bluemooners are everywhere. If you get caught by the transport police we can blame it on a mid life crisis.
Just point to the lathered and lacquered ginger bird. The police'll nick 'er!
Prestwich_Blue
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Only one more train journey to do now. Driving down after the game on Sunday then it's my last week the following week and I'm coming back first class. I've discovered that by splitting the tickets I can do it for half the price of the normal first class fare.
BimboBob
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Prestwich_Blue said:Only one more train journey to do now. Driving down after the game on Sunday then it's my last week the following week and I'm coming back first class. I've discovered that by splitting the tickets I can do it for half the price of the normal first class fare.
I'll sleep better now knowing that. Thanks mate.
DTKOAG
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Prestwich_Blue said:That reminds me. Why is it always A, C, D & F? Where the fuck are B & E?Kun Aguero said:Prestwich_Blue said:Sat around me are a number of people who can't seem to match the seat number on their reservation to the one on the seat. It's not rocket science. There's a carriage letter, which is A, C, D or F. .
That's Bsist and Esist.
There's always two coaches that are unreservable. So people who turn up on the day always have a shot at getting a seat. Maybe they're B & E.
Anyway, my favourite train story is the guy who asked the guard to tell some twat in the quiet carriage to get off his phone as he'd been shouting into it all trip. The guard said, I'll have a word when he's finished his call. Don't want to interrupt him. So the guy sparks up a cig and the guard says, whoa, what you doing? It's no smoking. He says, I know but I'm sure you don't wanna interrupt me. Tell me again when I've finished.
Probably bullshit.
Probably read it on here in fact.
BimboBob said:Prestwich_Blue said:Only one more train journey to do now. Driving down after the game on Sunday then it's my last week the following week and I'm coming back first class. I've discovered that by splitting the tickets I can do it for half the price of the normal first class fare.
I'll sleep better now knowing that. Thanks mate.
I'm asleep already.