Scenes on the train

[Prestwich_Blue]

Sat around me are a number of people who can't seem to match the seat number on their reservation to the one on the seat. It's not rocket science. There's a carriage letter, which is A, C, D or F. .

That's Bsist and Esist.

That reminds me. Why is it always A, C, D & F? Where the fuck are B & E?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

He was just letting off some steam.

 

[Skashion]

I despise the type of people who try to find the seat they're allocated on a train.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJrWlHRT-18[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc[/youtube]

 

[urmston]

Public transport is always grim.

Trains, planes, buses - they are all the same.

 

[BlueTG]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! People on the train have hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who gives a fucking shit!

Careful mate, youre adding coal to the fire there.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Public transport is always grim.

Trains, planes, buses - they are all the same.

Do you actually get any enjoyment out of life whatsoever?
I honestly can't remember ever reading a single post of yours that wasn't unremittingly bleak and full of despair.
I can be a miserable **** on occasion, but you have elevated it into an art form.
You make Ian Curtis look like the fucking laughing policeman.

 

[Anonymous]

The slapping of sleeping shitbags.

 

[cupidstunt]

Keep it on track

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I used to frequently get the London to Glasgow train in the late afternoon and invariably wee Jimmy would sit next to me with a case of Heineken to keep him going.

By the time we had got to Nuneaton I was his best friend, by Crewe he'd be singing and by Stockport my name was Margaret.

Edited slightly