School Teacher nicknames

[waterloo blue]

West End in Ashton in my time we had ;Sack Brown -tech drawing.
He was always nipping in his storeroom for a quick nip during lessons,he absolutely reeked of whisky.
'Sack',it's because some fifth years waited for him to come out of his storeroom and put him in a sack and tied it up and left him.
Mr.Irving ;Arthur Pickaxe,massive hooter and a complex about it.
Mr.Ferguson ;the mad monk,ex monk who taught R.E..
Bulldog Mason;Welsh twat who hated the English along with his Don Estelle like oppo Davies ran the PE dept.
Raymond Woodhead or as he was known by the inmates Woodleg;he had it amputated due to diabetes,still smoked like a chimney with a cigarette holder during lessons.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

P.E. teacher called Fox the queer......no need to explain really.

 

[Barcon]

They were all cunts and were all called cunts.

 

[billymumphrey]

Mr Mottram was called Rocker, as he rode triumph bike and was really into Metallica.

Mr Henschell was called Bomber as he always wore this old bomber jacket.

 

[Bill]

They were all c**ts and were all called c**ts.

summed up perfectly.

 

[theinvisibleman]

We had a geography master at Burnage who spoke out of the side of his mouth... Lenny Lobgob.

There was a rather effeminate teacher we called Flossy - he was rumoured to take photos of lads in the showers. He definitely used to try to have a good look when we were in the showers after football etc, but I never saw a camera.

Mr Giles - Obviously 'Farmer', but more often 'Batman' because he wore a gown

I remember all them! Then there was a huge geography teacher called Peter Sattersthwaite who was nicknamed Satch. He used to stride down the corridors and God help you if you didn't get out of his way! And yes, Flossie did have a camera!

 

[urmston]

We had a chemistry teacher called Mr Cull, nicknamed Testy.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Our Latin master was known as 'Paedo Needham', because he was a predatory paedophile.
Most of the other masters were predatory paedophiles too, but Paedo Needham was definitely the brand leader.
I got out of a two hour detention once after agreeing to vigorously cane him.
Happy days.
It's just a miracle I came out of this ordeal so normal and well adjusted.

 

[bluemc1]

Great stone school for boys

Dint head ..history teacher who was a fucking loon and had half his forehead missing
Peg leg ..mr millenchip the geography teacher who only had one leg and a bad mullet
Bent. Mr bent the head teacher...nuff said on that one

Is there any other kind ?

 

[simonk]

Dim Jim - science teacher, had been doing the job for decades and had long long since lost any enthusiasm for anything other than delivery what he job description said he must do
Noddy Parr - tiny fella
Fat Stan - beer gutted chap
Slaphead Johnson - bald fella, also called Magoo I think due to thick glasses
The witch - unpleasant French teacher
Slug - grossly over weight Spanish teacher who used to openly pick his nose and roll it on his desk
Berryhead - fella with very red blood pressure type complexion,

Most of these names were shouted down crowded corridors as the relevant teachers walked by. It was rare they bothered to turn and glare around - which always got further baiting from the opposite direction