School teacher's nicknames

[LWashington]

I was reminded of this by the thread titled Squeaky Shoes because that was the nickname of one of our teachers. We also had...

Good Eye
Snaggle Puss
Pimpy
Beaker
Ducksie
Doc
Wiggy
and. Bollock Chops.


Anyone else got some good 'uns?

Is this the reason you lost your job as an Ofsted inspector after your first final report?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Suck
Fud
Pin head
Wiggy
Stan
The hunchback of Boteler Gram
Slimy Eric
Foxley the Fox

 

[AkanjisAfro]

Hamster

 

[George Hannah]

Our German teacher was an Austrian called Mr Hermann. Herman the German.

 

[johnny on the spot]

'Darling'. The joys of drunkenly banging your ex form tutor and discovering she has daddy issues.

 

[Barcon]

Cunts.

 

[bluemooncol]

Chemistry teacher - sag man
Maths - chalk face
Physics - rat
RE - big tits
PE - terminator

 

[DT King of all Geordies]

Brassneck
Vamp
Tenko
Wiggy - did everyone have a wiggy
Penguin

 

[Bill]

Our history teacher was called spike. It came from him always shouting "I'll go for you" when we misbehaved. The head master we called "the dome". He had a perfectly rounded bald head.

 

[Daz_Blue]

Mr Panter - Headmaster always done assembly in a black cape = Batman
Miss Tyers = Mrs Hitler
Mr Morris = Marina
Mr Causey = Monkey Man

French Teacher called Miss Chadwick ..... we made people not that good at French sit near the front of the class so they would ask questions and she would come and lean over to help them......she had a schoolboys dream behind which we all got a good view of sitting to the back of a row :)