Schoolyard Songs

[Damocles]

Which were your favourite? I used to love:

In the German nick,
Where they hang you by your dick,
And the rats play snooker with your baaaaalls.
When your mind goes blank,
And your that dying for a wank,
That you're drawing dirty pictures on the walls

 

[nelsons willie]

Which were your favourite? I used to love:

In the German nick,
Where they hang you by your dick,
And the rats play snooker with your baaaaalls.
When your mind goes blank,
And your that dying for a wank,
That you're drawing dirty pictures on the walls

they didnt have a football at your school then

 

[Manchestercitychorlton]

You sang songs at break?

 

[nelsons willie]

You sang songs at break?

he did

 

[allan harper]

There was only one song in our playground that everyone joined in with


Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight !

 

[nelsons willie]

 

[BWTAC]

"Who's the bastard in the black, who's the bastard in the black"

Those fucking Nun's were lethal at our school.

 

[Freestyler]

Which were your favourite? I used to love:

In the German nick,
Where they hang you by your dick,
And the rats play snooker with your baaaaalls.
When your mind goes blank,
And your that dying for a wank,
That you're drawing dirty pictures on the walls

Christ, singing that brings back memories.

 

[Ovo]

"Who's that dancing in the spandex
Who's that tickling his balls
It's Mr Ovo
Incase you didn't know
And he's shagged the whole of year 4"

I didn't teach for long.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Na na na na na na na na na na na!
City's going up, going up, City's going up

Circa 1985.

27 years later I'm hopping round the kitchen with my son singing the same tune but with Samir Nasri as the lyrics. The more things change....