Schoolyard Songs

[Barcon]

Hitler has only got one ball... etc.
Tiptoe through the stretford, with yer handbags, and yer water pistols.... etc.

 

[dazdon]

Spiderman Spiderman.

Lost his knickers in a frying pan.

Can he fly.

Can he 'eck.

If he tried he's break his neck.



And pegging it round the playground with your shory trouser hoiked up singing.

We wear short shorts.

 

[Scottyboi]

Barney is a pedophile he likes to play with children
and when hes in a room alone
he sexual abuses em.

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

Three German officers crossed the Rhine, [(taboo, taboo) is what we sang I swear]
Three German officers crossed the Rhine Taboo, Taboo
Three German officers crossed the Rhine,
To Shag the women and drink the wine.
Taboo, Tab-eye, Ta-bollocky eye, Ta-bollocky eye, Taboo.

Then I am sure there were other bits that had them wanking in the tank and shagging landlords daughters etc.

 

[Barcon]

Anyone remember, "four and twenty virgins"?

 

[mekonmcfc]

Jesus christ superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha

Jesus Christ superstar
Wears frilly knickers
And you grannies bra

 

[Barcon]

Jesus christ superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha

Georgie Best, superstar
Wears frilly knickers
And a playtex bra

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

(Its like) Boom bye bye
Inna batty bwoy head
Rude bwoy no promote no nasty man
Dem haffi dead
Boom bye bye
Inna batty bwoy head
Rude bwoy no promote no nasty man
Dem haffi dead

loved this during assembly!!!

 

[scall11]

#Our Father, who art in Heavan, hallowed be thy name...

#Morning has broken, like the first morning...

#All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small....

Bloody catholic school

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

''who want's a game of British Bulldog - join in''

and you'd link arms and keep singing until there was enough to play.