Schoolyard Songs

[FuZzY]

There was only one song in our playground that everyone joined in with


Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight !

Yeah mine too. It was a weekly ritual to have a fight with someone at our school even if you were friends five minutes before?

I never did understand it, but I went along with it when I was "offered out" on a couple of occasions.

Those were the days

 

[Cellarite]

Hitler has only got one ball,
the other is in the Albert Hall,
his mother,
the dirty bugger,
she had bollocks and scallops for tea.

 

[goon]

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy,
and showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake.
So she hit it with a rake.
And now it's only four foot four.


In 1976, the queen pulled down her nix.
She licked her bum,
and said 'yum yum',
'its better than Weetabix'

 

[Cellarite]

My Uncle Bertie farted,
he farted through the keyhole,
the keyhole farted back,
and paralysed the cat.

Auntie Mary had a canary tied between her legs.