Seems like it's all happening this week..

Bigga said:
MCFC BOB said:
Me and you should meet up, buy some baseball bats and beat the shit out of our ex-es.

Oh SH*T!! Is she FINALLY an ex?? I've been busy with work, so I've not been 'in the loop'!!

She dumped you for another dude, eh? Ah well, at least you have more hairs on your chest as a result...
No, she just left me because apparently we'd "drifted apart" and " was effort to talk to."
 
Best thing to do is hire a prostitute for the evening, and turn up in a pub where you know she will be. Just say "Oh hi I didn't expect to see you in here, this is Shayquan we have been together for about 12 months now. While I've got you, it might be a good idea if you go and get tested as we've both got the clap".
 
Well woke up this morning with a hangover and shit still doesnt seem real.

Half expecting to wake up and it be a bad dream!
 
Fitton said:
Well woke up this morning with a hangover and shit still doesnt seem real.

Half expecting to wake up and it be a bad dream!
could be weird for a few days... just the odd thing may occur which triggers a memory....best thing is to soldier on soldier! ;) take care blue!
 

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