semi ticket -- what would you do?

[Jackson-ctid]

My ex actually complained that I talk too much about football and nothing else a week before her birthday... those 2 Tinie Tempah tickets soon went on ebay. woman

but that was because we broke up... not the football thing :\

 

[weeman19_89]

Throw petrol on her and stand there with a box of matches, see then if she shows you where they are ...

The woman shouldn't even mess, city was there long before her and will still be there when she's gone.

;)


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[mxpx]

Hide her Mums wig.

 

[aussie blake]

right, you've queued up for 9 hours to get your ticket on a saturday morning, it's a nice hot day, you fall asleep for one or two hours and then your girlfriend starts moaning how you like city and are talking about it more than her, she takes your ticket (hides it) and says that she'll cut it up with scissors or will burn it if you aren't ''nicer'' to her, when in fact, she's gets nothing but attention, is a big fcuking kid and is pissed off that your going out on saturday.

what would your initial response be when you found out she's hid your ticket and is adament you will not get it back.



*i have got mine back by the way* but this is what happened.

As funny as the ideas are, I'd love to hear how you actually got them back?

I'm amazed anyone would tolerate this ... and this is coming from someone who has been with the same girl for more than three years and had plenty of "you spend more time on City/football/sport than me" arguments.

 

[100%manc]

I would by a lottery ticket, then on thursday morning after the draw I would sc
an the ticket, and in photoshop I would change the numbers to the winning ones, Print out the ticket and show her it.

Then I would say, "its only getting claimed if you give me my wemble ticket back"

If she still refuses then I would slowley rip it up in front of her and enjoy watching the pain on her face



( once did a fake lottery ticket joke to my ex, note the word EX . . . )

 

[crizack]

ha the lottery one was good.

blake, i dont think she could be assed with her own paranoia as i was just laughing quietly every 5-10 minutes. we're both as stubborn as eachother when it comes to getting our own way with one another. She just told me it was on top of the boiler...when i got it, it was roasting hot.

 

[Meddler]

Tell her that as a suprise because you love her so much you've managed (at amazing expense) to get her a ticket too. Enjoy the make up sex and feel the love until saturday. Then you bring her all the way to London telling her how much you love her and that you're glad she can share the day with you. As you get t the turnstiles you tell her that she's fucking dumped and she should never try and come between a man and his football!! Go in, watch city hammer united and revel in your manly glory knowing you'll have a story to tell for generations!!!!

Excellent

 

[Rushton121]

Throw petrol on her and stand there with a box of matches, see then if she shows you where they are ...

The woman shouldn't even mess, city was there long before her and will still be there when she's gone.

;)


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A bit extreme lol a simple black eye would suffice surely

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[weeman19_89]

Throw petrol on her and stand there with a box of matches, see then if she shows you where they are ...

The woman shouldn't even mess, city was there long before her and will still be there when she's gone.

;)


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A bit extreme lol a simple black eye would suffice surely

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Yer she said that too ;) lol.


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