Sex drive as you get older?

[Vic]

Rather have a Hollands meat pie.

as in Rochdale Lil?

Two meat pies and she was anybody's.

But they 'ad to be 'ollands.

 

[Vic]

I went to the docs with the missus, and told him we're not getting any pleasure out of sex any more.
He said how old are you? I said I'm 85 and the missus is 83. He managed to suppress a smile and said, you're 85 and your wife's 83, and you don't get pleasure out of sex any more? When did you first notice this? I said,
Twice last night and again this morning.

 

[Berts Neck]

When I got married, I unfortunately had my spine and testicles removed.

The wedding presents were great though.

 

[kaz7]

So…………………
What’s with this ‘Doggin’thing?
Please tell me it’s not a real deal

Do you not have dogging in the sticks dirk? It is a real thing over here

 

[Blue Mist]

Do you not have dogging in the sticks dirk? It is a real thing over here

It's calked Elking. It was called Moosing but that was made legal in 1842

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I'm free biggs

Next time I'm down your way Kaz, yer havin it baby.

 

[Midlands Blue]

Was fine until we bought a water bed. Since then we've drifted apart.

 

[SidJames]

I reckon the fact that when you're in your 20s you get to have sex with women in their 20s might have something to do with it.

God help me if the Wife finds out i upvoted this :-).

 

[SidJames]

I have noticed the Wife, and me, are not as in Sync sexually as we once were.

I get aroused at weird times, like wake up in the early hours with a raging hard on.

And she is like "Go to sleep you twat".

She only want it these days when she is ready, on her terms.

And it usually involves incentives, if you catch my drift.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I have noticed the Wife, and me, are not as in Sync sexually as we once were.

I get aroused at weird times, like wake up in the early hours with a raging hard on.

And she is like "Go to sleep you twat".

She only want it these days when she is ready, on her terms.

And it usually involves incentives, if you catch my drift.

Bit TMI in this post Sid! I’m just about to have Sausage Casserole for me tea…