Sex in the Bath

[Never Mind The Pollocks]

Only done it once. Banged my arse bone on the tap.

I'm trying to work out what position you'd have to be in to do that.
Is it one of those fancy baths that have taps along the side?

I had the same thought.

 

[worsleyweb]

No it wasn,t romantic. It was in Owens park student flats. Just fell like a clumsy twat and banged the bone bit!! Nothing too kinky. Bird was fit though.

 

[2sheikhs]

No it wasn,t romantic. It was in Owens park student flats. Just fell like a clumsy twat and banged the bone bit!! Nothing too kinky. Bird was fit though.

I've worked it out anyway mate. She'd have to have her backside in the air and you'd have to squat behind her doing downward strokes. I assume you twatted your arse bone when she jumped up because she couldn't breathe with her head under water. Next time, think ahead and get her a snorkel.

 

[johnny on the spot]

And you ladies thought Bluemoon was a cheap eharmony.

 

[sir baconface]

Slightly off subject but I have had sex in the indian ocean with a reef shark....

Wow

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Personally I found out that wanking and sex in the bath werent all it was cracked up to be.
Let's face it ,wanking has you being attacked by wallpaper paste and sex dilutes the the natural feminine lube.

 

[Pigeonho]

Spunk goes all weird in the shower. Clumpy.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Spunk goes all weird in the shower. Clumpy.

Yep like Solvite.

 

[toffee balls]

No it wasn,t romantic. It was in Owens park student flats. Just fell like a clumsy twat and banged the bone bit!! Nothing too kinky. Bird was fit though.

I've worked it out anyway mate. She'd have to have her backside in the air and you'd have to squat behind her doing downward strokes. I assume you twatted your arse bone when she jumped up because she couldn't breathe with her head under water. Next time, think ahead and get her a snorkel.

You truly are the top perve on here fella.

Congrats

 

[mrcunny]

No it wasn,t romantic. It was in Owens park student flats. Just fell like a clumsy twat and banged the bone bit!! Nothing too kinky. Bird was fit though.

I've worked it out anyway mate. She'd have to have her backside in the air and you'd have to squat behind her doing downward strokes. I assume you twatted your arse bone when she jumped up because she couldn't breathe with her head under water. Next time, think ahead and get her a snorkel.

What made you think it was with a woman??