Sex in the Bath

BlueSniffer said:
Best place for it IMO. You don't have to get a shower after you've finished and you don't get lumbered with sleeping in the wet patch.

I hope you're a woman... we all know its a woman job to sleep in the wet patch.
 
sniff said:
BlueSniffer said:
Best place for it IMO. You don't have to get a shower after you've finished and you don't get lumbered with sleeping in the wet patch.

I hope you're a woman... we all know its a woman job to sleep in the wet patch.

That could be the only possible explanation. I've never slept in the wet patch, and I don't know a man that has. Although he could be one of those new metrowotsinames that are in thouch with their feminine side. I've never actually met one but I have heard of them.
 
sniff said:
BlueSniffer said:
Best place for it IMO. You don't have to get a shower after you've finished and you don't get lumbered with sleeping in the wet patch.

I hope you're a woman... we all know its a woman job to sleep in the wet patch.


I'm a bloke.......................................she's a squirter.
 
BlueSniffer said:
sniff said:
BlueSniffer said:
Best place for it IMO. You don't have to get a shower after you've finished and you don't get lumbered with sleeping in the wet patch.

I hope you're a woman... we all know its a woman job to sleep in the wet patch.


I'm a bloke.......................................she's a squirter.

They all do that with the right moves, bit like playig streetfighter as a kid.. smash the right buttons and hadooookeennnnnnnnnnnn ..

still wouldnt get me near the wet patch, wouldnt let the scruffy cow in the bed if she kept doing that.
 
So why does jizz coagulate in the bath? Is it something to do with the protein content?<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:49 pm --<br /><br />Ah, just reading that certain proteins in semen cause it to thicken and become adhesive to the vagina, to aid conception. It must be awful to swallow.
 
johnny on the spot said:
So why does jizz coagulate in the bath? Is it something to do with the protein content?

-- Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:49 pm --

Ah, just reading that certain proteins in semen cause it to thicken and become adhesive to the vagina, to aid conception. It must be awful to swallow.

Nah, it aint too bad
 

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