Sex in the Bath

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

depends if you have an axe in your hand and you're in a very bad mood

Here's Johnny.....

 

[2sheikhs]

No it wasn,t romantic. It was in Owens park student flats. Just fell like a clumsy twat and banged the bone bit!! Nothing too kinky. Bird was fit though.

I've worked it out anyway mate. She'd have to have her backside in the air and you'd have to squat behind her doing downward strokes. I assume you twatted your arse bone when she jumped up because she couldn't breathe with her head under water. Next time, think ahead and get her a snorkel.

You truly are the top perve on here fella.

Congrats

Well nobody likes vanilla.

 

[mr t]

Is it really that dangerous for women?

What have you done??

Fucked a woman in the bath. Reading bad things online. I don't want her catching the bends.

Why would you fuck a woman in the bath and then google facts about sex in the bath? Nothing more bizarre than the human brain - fact.

 

[Helmet Cole]

Personally I found out that wanking and sex in the bath werent all it was cracked up to be.
Let's face it ,wanking has you being attacked by wallpaper paste and sex dilutes the the natural feminine lube.

5 pages in and at last someone cuts to the chase. All the fanny batter quickly gets washed out and its like trying to shag one of the fingers in a rubber glove.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Laughed when i when i read the thread title, just logged on a after a full day and night on the piss. My only experience of this is, dont shag larger ladies with red hair in your mates flat in the bath. I have been there, plumbing cagastrophe

 

[FuZzY]

Is it really that dangerous for women?

Why is it so dangerous? Don't know what you're reading online unless someone had hold of her head without realising it was under water.
In that case . . .

 

[johnny on the spot]

Check out this Chinglish. It's truly incredible.

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[Pelly Greeny]

Tried but we were thrown out for disrupting the over 60s water aerobics class.


Not sure I'd want sex in a bath really. You'd need a shower afterwards to get the stringy bits off.

 

[gazsmith1]

Fanny batter!!

 

[CTID1988]

Ive had sex in a pool, the water washes away the womans natural clopper juices so it just ends up being hard work because of the friction.